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He was one of the gate guards I had managed to slip by in the shape
of a meatbug early in the morning, to be exact the Heavy Guard who
had inadvertently saved me from ending under his companion's booted
foot - had his name not been Tico? Well, I guess one can only be
so lucky.
The moment I reached for the Krush Pach I remembered that I had
not thought of searching for the orcish axe at the quartermaster
store in the first place.
"Curses!" I spat. Well, then I did not have a weapon. So what?
I was a magician, anyway! Too bad the guard would be upon me before
I had the chance to equip a rune...
"This gate attracts quitters like shit attracts flies," he said,
shaking his head. "Why did you come back, hearty? It wasn't exactly
a clever thing to do." It was the very moment my mind chose to snap
out of its numbed, icy state and screamed, run!!! I whirled
around to do just that, but I had not yet completed my turn when
the heavily armored guard collided with me. I shrieked, but it was
too late, Tico had already grabbed me around the waist and lifted
me up, and my feet lost contact to the ground.
"Let me down! Let me down!!!"
"Okay," he said - and the world turned upside down when the guard
pitchforked me on the rocky path, hard. I had barely time enough
to shield my head with my arms before I crash-landed, scraping along
the pebbly sand, and pain erupted all over my body. Then I heard
the man draw his sword.
"And now be a good girl and hold still," Tico pronounced in this
chilly voice of his, "as I'd like to extend my paperweight collection."
A snooty laugh. "I bet you're relieved that 'to give head' has quite
a different meaning where I am concerned, toots."
Tears flowed freely down my face as I curled up on the path. I
suspected every bone in my body to be broken while hoping that it
was not so; I had never hurt so badly in all my life. Gathering
all the strength I could muster I listened to the guard's steps...
he came closer... closer...
...and with a froggy leap I jumped up. Well, I had not believed it
might work, and alas, it did not; what I had intended had been to
go for his throat, and all I managed to grab was a part of the red
tunic that showed beneath some of the plates of his armor instead.
It was enough, though, to unbalance the man, and before I knew what
was happening the Heavy came down right on top of me. Had I just
believed that there was an upper limit to the amount of agony a
human being could feel? Well, I had been wrong.
Head over heels we rolled down the hill towards the gate in a tangle
of limbs, armor and frazzled robes until we came to an abrupt (and
quite painful) halt when the side of the gate lodge sprang into
our path. Completely disoriented as to my whereabouts I scuttled
away, hoping that the guard had been knocked out in the collision,
but all hopes were lost when a big, gloved hand grabbed my ankle
and started to pull.
"You'll - stay - here, little - girl," Tico panted, trying to get
up on his feet while dragging me closer.
"Leave me alone!" I shrilled, and then I heard this ominous
squeak. There was an impressive 'whoosh' and a draft of air when
something fast passed somewhere above me - a hefty tug at my ankle,
a worrying mixture of clanks and thuds, and then hot liquid sprayed
all over my legs. I gritted my teeth and closed my eyes, thinking
that I was being beheaded-
"Phew... a close shave, kid. Thank the Gods for selective gravity.
- Are you okay?"
The strangely familiar voice came from somewhere straight ahead.
Raising my head I could make out a blurred figure go down on a knee
in front of me. I blinked so as to clear my sight, and the better
I saw, the more the figure resembled Aaron the cannibal.
I nodded weakly, then I looked back over my aching shoulder.
Have you ever seen somebody who was run over by a carriage? Well,
this was worse. The gate had made short - and very bloody - work
of my tormentor 1). Before my stomach might
decide to heave I returned my attention to Aaron. "What - what are
you - doing here, good sir?"
"Just a bang for the buck," he said. "I was on a nightly hike when
I suddenly thought, 'Hey, I haven't visited the Old Camp in a while!'
- Garland." He sent me a reproachful glance while shaking his grizzled
head. "What do you think I'm doing here? The 'minute' you
said your delay would be taking you was a little too long, you know,
and since I didn't want them to put a kid to bed with a pickaxe
and shovel, I returned. After all, you patched me up, and I guess
I owed you one for that."
I sat up and winced; my bones might not have been broken, but they
did their best to simulate the effects. "Then I take it - we are
- even now, huh?"
"Yup." Aaron the cannibal got up and went over to the gate mechanism.
"Be afraid of the winch," he said while I scrambled to my hurting
feet and came to a wobbly stand, "be very afraid 2).
That's what Mrs. Ian always said, and I guess I know now why."
"Pray - tell me, who would - Mrs. Ian be?" I inquired.
"Asghan. My erstwhile boss." The winch turned, but at first the
huge gate did not budge. Then it tore free of the impediment on
the ground with a sickening squish and swung up. I stared up at
the wooden dragon's bloodied teeth for a moment, considering for
one last time if I ought to go back to collect my summoning scroll,
then I made up my mind.
I guess I am better off without you, good Beliar... for now.
I made two tentative steps, and in an instant Aaron was by my side.
"Hey, wait. Are you sure that you're okay? Can you walk... little
girl?"
"My name - is - Garland, Mr. Aaron," I growled between clenched
teeth. "And yes, I can - walk. Do not worry... I shall - heal myself
as soon as - we put a certain distance between - this place and
ourselves."
"Fine. Very fine," he said with a wry smile, "because now that
we're even I'd rather not carry you all the way back. Would be too
strenuous for an old geezer like me," and winked. Well, despite
the distracting twinges I could not help but return the smile, and
so we trudged through the wooden passage to freedom.
Freedom... you know, even this is a matter of perspective
after all.
The End
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1) Due to its design the main gate had swung down
and taken Tico off his feet before pinning him firmly to the ground;
the effect was not only awe-inspiring but might also be considered
an artistic statement.
2) Thanks, Gig :-)!
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