As I was 'recruiting' this new Red Pill, I actually got in a fantastic
fight. It was probably the best fight I've been in all beta, in fact. I
don't know if they added moves in the latest big patch or not with the whole
going "Gold" status or what, but I wanted this fight to go on forever, simply
because of all the cool moves we were doing to each other. I thought I was
going to wet myself when I kicked it into Bullet Time for a devastating Knee
Smash, complete with Spinning Back Kick.

The fighting was so good, in fact, that I reached up to hit my F12 key to take a flurry of screenshots. Only instead of F12, I hit Power. Which dropped me out of the game and shut down my computer.

Must... Control... Fists... Of... Death...