It's important that I get one fact out in the open right off the bat. I'm not a Dungeons and Dragons player. I never, ever, even once rolled a die in a basement somewhere hoping that my pretend sword could hit a pretend monster. Pen and paper games were never my cup of tea and they remain a pastime that I take absolutely no part in. It was with this somewhat jaded preconception of Dungeons and Dragons Online: Stormreach that I stepped into the Turbine booth and into the personal space of Jonathan Hanna.