Phase One Event: Fortress at Jungle Rock!Time: 6:00 p.m. MST to 10:00 p.m. MST
Come to Jungle Rock where you will meet up with GMTOAST, and possibly Ponch (LilPepe) if you are really bad, completely buffed out with a full squad and base set-up.
The Objectives:
Beat-up and destroy the lead designer(s) of the game, that will be in a completely gnarly god-like attitude that could choke a donkey. Prove your worth as a beta tester. We will fight back, so prepare to die.
Background:
Gmtoast, a wandering soul without sense of home or hearth, was a weary young demigod. His immortal parents lost to time, he seeks refuge in the lurid landscape of the M kingdom. It is here he awaits a successor...here he awaits a worthy vanquisher. Though the fate of all things resonates through history, their beginnings also make legends. So it is with he who banishes Gmtoast to Mentem Oblivum.
Thus, a challenge! Uproot me from my roost here in the kingdom of dragonkind! Tear me free from this karmic limbo and release my spirit to the vapors...only as a team will you mortals stand a chance against me. For though I wish to drift into the oblivion of enlightenment, I will not yield without an appropriate defense. May the best Exisler be my destroyer!