Let me state the obvious – I play and write about games for a living. Yes, I generate a couple of hundred words in exchange for being able to play games and feel productive doing so, even if my body never moves an inch away from the computer screen. Sure, there are just simply those incredibly bad games that make me think why I must endure such torment in playing such a crappy game – but come to think of it, those games make my job easier because I can write about them faster, and meeting deadlines is a cinch.

Unfortunately, there are those games that make my job excruciatingly hard. It isn’t those games that you just can’t figure out how to even begin playing – it’s those you just can’t seem to stop.