This graphically rich but gameplay bankrupt third-person action game lets you guide a variety of character classes through beautifully lit yet horribly designed levels until blood pours out of your eyes like tears. There's some claptrap plot, which makes something less than absolutely no sense at all, but all you really need to know is that the Forces of Light are fighting the Creatures of Darkness. You have to complete the Light campaign to unlock the Darkness campaign, which is ostensibly much harder, if only because you have to muster up the will to keep playing instead of sticking your head in the oven.