The Electronic Entertainment Expo is celebrating its 10th anniversary this year and its slogan for the 2004 edition is "That Was Then…See What's Next". However, since the expo will be Los Angeles for the next 10 years HomeLAN figured the organisers need some new slogans to fill those spots. So in the interest of helping out we have the top 10 new slogans for E3:


10. "E3: Located in the dead nightlife section of LA."
9. "Where parking is always an adventure game."
8. "The best chance to ever see Steven Spielberg up close."
7. "Our exhibits cost more than your house."
6. "Virtual weapons fired every day."
5. "Remember the first E3 Tomb Raider model? She's on The Practice now; maybe you can be too."
4. "Where there is always a risk of power failures."
3. "Where the food is always expensive."
2. "Where earplugs are required."
And the number one new slogan for E3...
1. "Where geeks can roam in their natural habitat."