Yeah, and you know that Blade Turn I have? WORTHLESS! Oh, sure, it SOUNDS really nice - "Hey, this will absorb the first hit someone does to me!" But what they don't tell you is that it only absorbs that first hit if the person attacking you has three legs and is named Hank.

That thing has never saved me. Oh, sure, it might be valuable to a group I'm
in - but I'm never IN a group! Joe Solo, victim of the Frontiers at your
service.