A couple of weeks back we pointed out an editorial on the downtrodden Paladin class in WoW - WorldofWar.net seeks to balance the ledger with The Cry of the Paladin, a humorous parody of Paladin complaining:Lord Adham gasped. "Is this true? A warrior killed a mage? But mages are among the most favorite of our servants! How can this be?" Adham asked in outrage.
Pardo shuffled through his papers. "I’ve heard the same report. While it is true that a warrior did manage to actually kill a mage, there is an explanation. The warrior was geared up, equipped with level 60 epics, and is quite experienced in PvP. The mage was dressed all in greens, had just turned 58, and was a PvP newbie. He was also afk for the first half of the battle. Anyway, it was a close fight, but the warrior somehow managed to win. I doubt it will happen again. In one-verses-one battles, mages beat warriors 99.6% of the time." |