1. HK-47 would have killed Jar-Jar Binks within five minutes.

Ruthless Hunter-Killer droid HK-47 was one of KOTOR's highlights (and he puts in a pretty good showing for the sequel, too). You just can't help but love a robot who hates you not for personal reasons but because you're made of squishy flesh, who calls all organic beings "meatbags," and who would totally have no qualms about killing you except that, eh, you're not worth the effort. In contrast, we only know a few people who like Gungan nuisance Jar-Jar Binks, and they're all a little on the crazy side.

It's tough to think of a better fate for Jar-Jar than for him to cross HK-47. When the most annoying character in the universe meets a testy, bloodless killer, only happiness can ensue. We hear roast lizard tastes just like chicken!