Weeks and months go by. Flies circle the room as stacks of dishes surround the
computer area, encrusted with last week's array of Chef Boy R Dee,
chimichangas, canned stew and anything else that would fit in the microwave.
The newbie's only efforts to clear the chocolate bar wrappers and chip bags
from the desk are purely accidental, when the mouse is moved to and fro in a
frantic pattern of spell casting and item selection. In rare circumstances,
when the newbie needs to shower or leave the computer for a short time, macros
are frantically written and run so that ne'er a moment is lost when the
character could be gaining new skill points. The newbie revels and thrives as
this new personna, gaining in skill and popularity amongst newfound online
friends, while completely oblivious to the surmounting stench.