I just know this comic's going to get me into trouble. For those of you offended, I apologize. But honestly, that's what EQ2 is like: it molests my computer (whom I lovingly refer to as SAL 1999) in ways you wouldn't believe. Not in bad ways, mind you - at least not in ways that are permanently harmful. Not physically.

If I tell you the game looks good, you won't understand. I have the game running on something like the absolute worst settings possible, and it still kicks the crap out of every other MOG out there, graphics-wise. But more importantly, it's actually fun to play. That's not something that was immediately clear to me, either. At first, I was extremely annoyed by it. But I made myself sit down and play - and five hours later, I was pissed I had to stop playing to go to bed. Curse this meat body!