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Morrowind Must Be DESTROYED!
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Elder Scrolls 3 - Morrowind: 1/10 points |
Its BIZARRO WORLD!Where logic does not exist and absurdities abound!Where you can eat poison food many times and not die untill you become SMART ENOUGH to know its poison!Then you will surely die!Oh and now I must shudder in utter disgust for the idiotic makers of this exercise in TRUE FANTASY have made all the women in this depraved coded game into flat chested skinny old hags that look like men!AGGGH!Where is the youth!?The beauty!?THE BREASTSSSS!!!And what is truly twisted is their are no children in Morrowind!How sad tsk tsk.I guess the game is so sterile with boredom the children stick their heads out their mommies bellies and say,"UH OH! AM NOT GOING OUT THERE!"No wonder all the women are anorexic skinny!Their children are living in their bellies eating up all the calories!AGGGHH!I will not type no more for the more I write the more my mind reels at how such a game could have come to be. |
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