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The fifth installment of the Torn Developer Diary is now online at Gamespy. It's some kind of progress report, and we are looking forward to BI next RPG masterpiece (hopefully). Here's an excerpt:
After thirty minutes, and four pixie-stix sours, another figure came over to my table -- like a suckled louse that had fallen into a vat of Velveeta-blaring like a hate and halitosis megaphone, damning me and TORN, at the speed of thirty "sucks" per second. He pointed to an early screenshot and called our team "the biggest failure since New Coke," and then went on to scrawl unflattering portraits of dogs with intestinal problems and drawing arrows with the word "you" pointing at the worst of it. I had enough and I stood up, grabbing the freak by his back shirt and pointing towards the back of the bar. Minutes later I returned to the table victorious, having thrashed the hobbit so badly at Street Fighter 2 that he ran for the exit and only came back to grab a handful of red licorice.
Uh, I always said: don't take drugs, kids *g* |
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