An except from a newsletter for Heldegard's Heroic Dating Agency: "For Men Who Love Commoners."

At Heldegard's, our motto is "Never say die." Unless you're talking about the singular form of "dice" -- in which case, we severely doubt you'll be in a relationship until you've moved out of your mother's house.
We've dealt with over four hundred lonely heroes since we were established five years ago. Our success rate has risen to about sixty-nine percent, which is two percent up from the previous year. This is largely thanks to our commitment to the WWW plan: Watch, Woo and Wed which has proved so effective for our clients, and remains a strategic advantage over our competitors.