Oh, GDC, your crunch time of bizarre 1 PM to 8 AM hours is now long gone and the edges of your memory have been ground down to butter-soft corners.

But what's this on the horizon? What shining mammoth of boothbabes* and flashing lights lurks just around the corner, waiting to punch me in the gut and make change out of my braincells? Why, it's the Electronic Entertainment Expo, of course!

You'll have to forgive me. I've been sculpting and painting terrain for the last week, and I'm a little woozy from lack of sleep and bloodloss. But don't say you weren't warned. You so were.

Um. Right, then. Where was I? Ah -- oh -- hm -- no -- er -- uh -- monkeys? -- mph -- oh! NakedTime!

Yes, in Hero's Journey all players will be given the opportunity to outfit their character in...nothing! And we mean nothing. No cheesy kilt here, no sir! The decision came out of a recent monumental meeting where the designers were all sitting around talking about allowing players to customize their characters, and then someone said, "But what if I want to play a nudist?" And we were all like, "What? That -- that's crazy enough that it just. might. work."

We, the Hero's Journey designers, are totally 100% behind having NakedTime in the game. Right alongside Bighead Mode, Giant 50-foot Chickens, and a working in-game spaceship complete with Newtonian physics system.

Okay...so maybe I'm lying a teensy bit.