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I've been looking forward to Blizzard's World
of Warcraft, but the information has been very slow in coming. One
of the few things they have given us is the Journal of Brann. Unfortunately,
it is only an explanation of the screen shots so it is very poorly
written, and the character Brann has absolutely no personality.
So I rewrote it. Instead of Brann it is from the point of view of
a man named Don'ath. If you want to see the original go to Blizzard's
site, even if only to see how good a job I did in comparison.
*
Day 1
I will start off by explaining why I am keeping this diary. You
see I feel that a person can learn a great deal of knowledge from
one such as myself; should anything unpleasant ever happen to me
I would be remiss were I to completely deprive the world of my own
genius. And I might add, with as much time as am being forced to
spend on the road, I have very little else to keep my interest.
When I say I am being forced, I know what you are thinking; after
all, the story, it seems, has become the active gossip in most every
inn I have been to of late. But I assure you that the entire situation
is simply a very large mistake. The whole misunderstanding is based
upon the love of the Duke's daughter. Not the love I bear mind you,
for it would be foolish to love such a sow as her, but rather the
love she bears for me. It is because of this, and the anger she
feels for my having left, that has lead to the slanderous claims
she has made about me.
o until her anger dies down I find I must leave my home, such as
it is, in search of greener pastures. I have decided to travel south,
as if I had any choice, and I will see were the fates take me. Though
this land is my home I will be glad to leave the endless, and empty,
expanses of snow behind me. I think it should be nice to see civilization.
Don'ath
Day 15
Well, it seems I was in error when planning this trip; you see
I seem to have greatly underestimated my needs. After two weeks
of traveling I ran out of food, so I did the obvious thing and stopped
at a general store. The store was quite a fine one, and it had all
of the supplies that I was needing. However, when I had gathered
what I needed, the owner of the store seemed quite busy stocking
his shelves and all, so I thought it best not to bother him. I simply
did the courteous thing and left the some of the iron coins of our
homeland, equal to what I assumed to be the value of my new supplies,
on the counter. How was I to know the shop keeper only took gold?
So once again I find myself on the road because of a simple misunderstanding.
Some good did come of this however. When I was swiftly distancing
myself from the storeowner, I happened upon a very agreeable dwarf
by the name of Brann. It seemed he was on some kind of quest on
behalf of an organization named The Explorers Guild. Well, since
I had no planned destination, and the little fellow seemed to enjoy
partaking in some intelligent dialogue, it seemed only natural that
I accompany him.
Don'ath
Day 19
Today my companion and I arrived at the Goldshire Inn deep in the
Elwynn forests. I must say I have never seen such a land as this
Elwynn. Immense trees claw at the sky all around us, as mushrooms
and berries appear at every turn. Deer and rabbits run by, with
no fear of us. Indeed my first thought of this place was that it
is truly a paradise. But as my sainted mother would tell me as a
boy, 'paradise shall never exist in the world so long as the Duchy
stands'. Of course her words were meant as an insult against the
throne, but they proved to be none-the-less true. For it seemed
that these woods were as full of wolves as any place I have yet
seen. And while wolves are nothing new to me, they exist here in
packs far greater than in our homeland. Besides the wolves we caught
glimpses of some very disagreeable creatures called gnolls. These
gnolls stood as a human, but were more dog than man, they are exceedingly
vicious, and smell of their own excrement. Needless to say we stayed
as far from them as possible. In addition to the wolves and the
gnolls we observed some smallish creatures, that appeared rather
rat-like, called kobolds. Having grown up in the Deeprock province
I of course developed somewhat of taste for rat, and the little
creatures looked quite delicious to me. Although when I suggested
we make a meal of them, my little dwarfish friend became disgusted,
and quite distressed, so I begrudgingly agreed to leave them be.
Now that you have some idea of the countryside I shall tell you
of the Goldshire Inn. It is quite a fine inn, the best I have yet
been to in fact. That night we dined on venison, and drank deeply
of a very strong ale. The venison was delectable, though I should
have liked to have tried the little creatures as well, however our
server seemed just as disgusted as my friend when I asked for a
side of Kobold. Perhaps they are difficult to cook properly. The
ale, while good, was to strong for my taste, so I stopped after
one flagon. Brann however greatly enjoyed his ale, and was through
his third cup before I finished my first. After, well I lost count
how many drinks he had, Brann became quite friendly to everyone.
Though his speech was slurred, I was able to make out something
about 'brotherhood between our races'.
But the best thing about the Goldshire Inn was most certainly the
local women. Ah, my friends, you would not believe the beauty of
these southern women. So beautiful in fact that I was rendered speechless
when I asked the little dwarf what he thought of them and he responded,
'Their height makes them not so much women, as trees'. How anyone,
even a dwarf could equate these women with trees shall be forever
beyond my understanding.
Don'ath
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