I have to admit something. I do, and always will, fancy the Dam Lurker. And the strangest thing is that I honestly don't know why. It's like asking why we have five fingers on each hand... on second thoughts, don't answer. I don't want to know! So, anyway, while sitting dreaming of my beloved little beast, I somehow combined it with a Max Payne-like thingie... Well, enough said.

Imagine the following in your head: Your character is poor, no ore, and you're desperate to get some by other ways than inserting something valueable and selling. You try to lockpick a chest in a hut in the Old Camp, and suddenly the owner of the hut stands in the doorway! Problems! And not enough time to get out before he attacks you. Nothing else to do that fight, which quickly makes you realize that he's alot stronger than you are; you get punched dizzy. He search your corpse, but finds no ore, thereby saying the immortal quote "Shiet, he doesn't even have any ore on him!". Any Gothic-freak should hear the voice in their head by now. There had to be fun ways to use that quote.. and there was!

Not much needed to say about this one; just speak it aloud when you read it, and the point might be a slight bit more obvious. While I'm at it, if someone find the mentioned location, please write me? I feel a need to see "Comic 1" from another point of view.