July 20th, 2196 - Kenneth City Police Log

1:17am 5900 Block 52 Ave North, Petty Theft
Notes: Stereo knobs stolen from car.

3:00am 5600 Block Lown St N, Grand Theft with Inconvenience Assault
Notes: Carjacking at intersection of 55th and Lown, culminating in
unplanned termination and grand theft auto. Car was equipped with a death
interlock and would not run following termination, suspect was trapped in
car and was picked up by car 25. Suspect subsequently identified by
driver/victim. Suspect arraigned for a Class A grand theft charge and a
class C inconvenience assault ending in unplanned termination. Trial
pending.

3:56am 4500 Block 66th St, Retail Theft
Notes: Box of Kit Kat bars stolen. Suspect fled upon tag id on exit of
store which set off alarms and alerted police. Not apprehended, Kit Kat
bars valued at $45 new dollars.

5:03am 5200 Block, 61st Way N, Domestic Disturbance
Notes: Party Noise, Revelers asked to turn down music and stop bothering
neighbors. Complied, noise citation written.

6:40am 6400 Block 109 Terrace, Burglary
Notes: Bicycle Stolen.

7:30am 62nd Ave Highway, Felony Road Rage/Vehicular Inconvenience
Notes: Suspect apprehended for felony tailgating, lane splitting and
erratic driving meant to menace. Suspect Activities ended with suspect
rolling vehicle causing felony delay and vehicular inconvenience leading
to 3 unplanned terminations. Reconstitution redirected to felony
reconstitution center, transferred to lockup pending arraignment. Tape of
rage put on file with department of motor vehicles.

9:03am 5200 Block, 61st Way N, Domestic Disturbance
Notes: Revelers asked, again, to turn down music and stop bothering
neighbors. Complied, noise citation class B written. Underage revelers
sent home.

11:02am 110ave & US 19, Suspicious Vehicle
Notes: Suspicious vehicle outside the municipal reconstitution center.
Suspect pulled away when approached by Car 14.

11:32am 110ave & US 19, Suspicious Vehicle
Notes: Suspicious Vehicle outside the Muni reconstitution center. Suspect
detained while id/registration was confirmed, not warrants outstanding,
warning given.

12:20pm 5600 block 116 Ave, Weapons Use Report
Note: Hand Rail report heard by 3 individual neighbors, no injury. Weapon
confiscated and impounded pending crime comparison search. Noise citation
written.

1:03pm 5200 Block, 61st Way N, Misdemeanor Pyromania/Arson
Notes: Called out when Fire Department Engine Company 3 had to put out
shed fire in back of house. Revelers asked to tone it down a bit. Noise
citation class C written, underage revelers driven home to parents, given
stern talking to.

2:25pm 4300 Block 106 Dr, Prowling Loitering
Notes: Suspect warned to not intimidate pedestrians, Sent packing.

2:50pm 5500 Block 110 Ave, Warrant Served
Notes: None, Officer Rubin recuses taking part in service due to personal
involvement in divorce action.

2:55pm 34th and 62 Ave, Criminal Solicitation
Notes: Aggressive panhandlers picked up for Criminal Solicitation, dropped
off out of town near Tampa Bus Station.

3:14pm 122700 Block 49th St, Intoxicated Person
Notes: None

4:41pm 7000 Block 49th St, Fraud
Note: Suspect presented incorrectly programmed implant as proof of
payment, a calls B financial felony. Apprehended when anti-loss system at
Department store was alerted to the abuse, Suspect preemptively
terminated, reconstitution redirected to felony reconstitution facility.
Suspect in Lock Up pending arraignment.

5:50pm 5500 Block 58 Way North, Implant Fraud
Notes: Suspect was apprehended while carving out an implant from a corpse
in a municipal body recycling dumpster. When asked to present his implant,
suspect ran. We gave chase and apprehended the suspect in a nearby
cul-de-sac, noticed suspect had wiped his implant clearly preparing to
copy the dataset from the corpses implant. Suspect put in lockup pending
transfer to federal implant fraud unit.

7:03pm 5200 Block, 61st Way N, Misdemeanor Animal Complaint.
Notes: Suspects taken into lockup following death of neighbors dog during
pool party. Class C misdemeanor Animal Cruelty charged and fined. Dog did
not have pet implant, suspects additionally charged with Emotional
Distress, arraigned and released pending trial.

8:15pm 8400 Block, 52nd way, Industrial Trash Dumping
Notes: Industrial trash pile teleported onto municipal land near
intersection. Criminal environmental unit investigating. Pile consists
mostly of high end biochemical waste; officers issued masks and goggles to
reduce discomfort.

9:14pm 9500 Block 52 Way, Weapons Use Report
Notes: Hand Weapon used for tree removal resulted in loud report and
environmental citation for illegal arbory without a license. Citation
written and paid on site.

10:23pm 8400 Block 49th St, Juvenile Complaint.
Notes: Juvenile in curfew zone past 10pm. Apprehended following chase,
returned to home. Warning given.

10:53pm 5200 Block, 61st Way N, Drug Tax Violation, Noise Complaint.
Notes: During search of residence, non-tax stamped drug Ketjet found.
Suspects apprehended from backyard Jacuzzi and put in lockup pending tax
assessment of residences contents. Revelers removed from premises,
premises locked up and lien attached.

11:23pm, 66th & Park Blvd, Misdemeanor Littering
Notes: 5 bodies not properly disposed of, owners cited via e-cite system
for misdemeanor body littering.

11:45pm, 7900 Block 73rd, Vandalism
Notes: Suspect found spray painting municipal building wall with bright
pink pain the words "Stop Reconstitution" and "Let People Live One Life".
Suspect cited, wall reverted using paint wand.