One might wonder why I, Blackguard, a fearsome and most dangerous pirate, am talking to you about botany. Botany is a precise art. It can be extremely rewarding, and it is a wonderful counter to my daily activities of plundering booty and pillaging enemy ships. It's also really easy to give plants the light they need aboard a ship, which is truthfully the only reason I even have any plants.

My reasons for practicing the careful art of botany aside, I write to you to reveal some of the secrets I have discovered through experimentation and no lack of personal pain. I'm here to talk about the carnivorous plant. This plant is quite unique in that it has a sentience of its own yet can be moderately domesticated.

The first hard part about caring for a carnivorous plant is actually acquiring one. I happened upon one after gaining access to the Kingdom of Sky, as they call it. They say you too can get a carnivorous plant simply by, how did the sage say it, "purchasing the retail version of Kingdom of Sky ." I'm not sure what a retail version is, but my guess is that it's some alternate dimension of the Overrealm. You can figure the rest out for yourself.