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No, I haven't gone nuts, I just visited somethingawful.com and found an ínterview with "PETER HAENZ AND TODD I FORGOT HIS LAST NAME FROM BATHESDA STOFWROKS. OH WATE HIS NAME SI TODD HOWARD". I just copy a bit here, but make sure you head over, since this is awfully funny *g*:
JEFFK: STOP TEH PRESSAS!!!! TODD HOWEDR LEARNED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS!! TEH MORE YOU KNOWS! Why does it take so infernallyu long to move around? Is it teh intarface? I think mabye its a game teh worst monk wouldn't palay!!!1
Pete: Moving your character in Morrowind is entirely based on telepathy. So if you want your character to run forward and pull out a sword, just think it and it'll happen. If it doesn't, stare at the screen and concentrate as hard as you can. If your character still doesn't move, trying moving your face closer to the screen and don't blink as much. You can practice outside by staring at the sun for long periods of time. Don't believe anyone who talks about using a keyboard and mouse. They're quitters, like that pansy Jerry. Not like you JeffK. |
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