PC.IGN has kicked up an in-character 'World of Warcraft' Horde beta report, called Born into Dry Heat. Here's a sample:When I was an orcling, I ate a human baby. While it didn't really taste particularly good and smelled like cabbage, it brought a level of satisfaction that I've been striving to achieve for years now. But no matter how many skulls I crush, bones I shatter, and spleens I eat, nothing tastes quite the same. That's why I turned to the way of the warrior. I figured learning the fine "art" of cracking a spine open and drinking the fluids inside, I might eventually find a foe as delicious as my first. The odds aren't good, but it is fun trying. |