RF Online is my cat’s favourite game. Actually, it’s the only game my cat likes me playing. Normally, she gets dumped off my lap when I’m trying to play anything else, on console or PC, and she doesn’t like that. She demonstrates this by clawing my neck. This is very funny for all my friends on Xbox Live, who have taken to saying hello to her whenever I scream during a session.

Doc, the cat in question, likes me playing RF Online because she gets to sit on my lap and get stroked. This is because I have nothing better to do than stroke the cat when playing RF Online – the only game I’ve ever played where I died regularly because I kept forgetting I was playing.