Monday 4th January
Went to Human Outpost. Found tavern with suspicious door.
Asked barmaid about door, told me that she'd help me after I was initiated.
Didn't know what she meant, asked again. Was told that she liked men with money.
Realised that she'd give me the key if I paid for it. Gave her money, got beer in return.
Tried to pay barmaid more money, told that I'd have to drink the beer first.

Couldn't work out how to drink the beer.

Tried to use the beer. Nothing happened. Picked up beer and hid it.
Asked again. Barmaid somehow knew that beer hadn't been drunk.
Tried to find somewhere to pour the beer, like in Return to Zork and Monkey Island 2. Couldn't pour beer away.

Put beer back on bar. Found I'd put it down sideways. Beer stayed in mug, head still perfect. Strange.

Wondered if beer poisoned somehow. Threw beer at Barmaid. Nothing happened, but beer still firmly in mug.
Picked up beer, tried to use it on other people. No effect. Threw beer across room.

Began playing little game with beer, trying to throw beer up onto upper galley of pub. Missed.

Threw harder, beer soared over railings and fell down stairs.
Picked up mug, beer still inside. Threw again, beer landed on upstairs galley!

Got bored. Tried to wield beer like a sword, and accidentally drank it!

Bought more beer, drank it. Got pissed. Spent all my money on beer. Got bad hangover but no key.

Killed barmaid, found key. Went home.