Q: The Herald stats are way messed up.

A: We are in the process of breaking in a shiny new web weenie. If you know a web developer, hand him or her a slushie and pose a hypothetical situation - how much fun would it be to take over a website that "evolved" as opposed to "was planned," had three different people working on it with radically different coding styles, and was powered by an asthmatic hamster? Step back and learn what a nervous breakdown looks like.

By the time this column posts, you should already see some improvement, but keep me posted via the "Herald Issues" feedback folder. I cannot respond individually due to volume, but the tech team is working hard to address the problems.