Suikoden cannot be stopped. The series with more characters than any other returns with a tangential tactical tale set round about the time of Suikoden IV, even involving the absurdly monikered Snowe Vingerhut. (If there is a more ridiculous official character name in all of gaming, I don't know it.) Snowe's name isn't the problem, though; the real issue is a presentation style that treats players like children, when we really just want to do battle.