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Wanna have a good laugh? Then check out The 10 Least Played D&D Classes at Gamespy. Here's number 6: The Dungeon Decorator:
Dungeon Master: You creep through the door. The room you enter is 20 cubits by 20 cubits. There's a small stone display table ... here, and doors ... here and here.
Thief: I check for traps.
Decorator: I check for splashes of color. That last room with the dragon was heavy on the fire element, this place needs more water to put it in harmonic balance under the feng shui principles. Egads, that broken stone pillar should be facing north, and LOOK at that poison arrow qi from the open door! The party shouldn't camp here, the sloped stone ceiling with exposed wooden beams will wreck havoc with our energies. I start piling smooth blue stones in the northwest corner. | Source: gaminggroove |
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