"Ask Desire" is a column that allows you, our readers, to pose questions to one of the Vault Network's chattiest moderators, Desire herself. So take a look at the column, enjoy the humorous questions and answers...

Dear Desire, I want to play a female avatar in MMORPGs because they are sexy and they give me a thrill. What do you think of me?

What do I think of you? Well for the most part I think you're a freak! I MEAN come on!! What about all those RL Chickies playing actual female toons, what kind of person are you to hide who you really are from us. You know all of us are tall blond model types with perfect bodies and trust funds, we are looking for a gamer that can PVP, lead a quest, get us phat loot, and cyber like the dickens! If you're playing another female toon how are we going to hook up with you??? *sigh*

Well here's the real deal. In my experience there are only 3 types of guys who play female toons...