I can finally breathe a sigh of relief and say, with pride, that I have overcome my tragic addiction to reality. I have finally found a deterrent, a patch, if you will, to help me resist those last few occasional urges to experience the world around me. This aid is called The Matrix Online.

It's the first MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game) I have been able to own. Up to this point, the computer I owned was, to put it gently, inadequate. To put it more accurately, it was a piece of archaic crap that I got off a friend for fifty bucks and was only barely able to use to get online.