Warlords, rejoice, there's a lot of new goodies over at the official site: a barbarian wallpaper, barbarian titan and race info and a new Battle Report, from which we will bring you the beginnings :-)
TW: Good evening. I am Tristan Weedeater, (representing the civilized races), and with me is Orcan ‘Bad Orc’ McOrcan, (embodying all that is worst about the primitives), and we’d like to welcome you all to this inaugural Battle Report, bought to you under the auspices of the Worldwide Warlords Foundation.
This is a battle between Mick ‘The Reaver’ Robertson, and Chris ‘The Doctor’ Proctor, and we expect a titanic struggle between these two protagonists. Both have impressive records coming into this bout, and both have built up a devoted fan base. Your thoughts, Orcan?
OM:Yeah, what’s a ‘protagonist’? And what sort of building is an ‘auspices’. We Orcs don’t like fancy words.
TW:I try to forget that you are an Orc, Orcan, but you make it so difficult. Anyway for today’s battle both combatants are using Tournament Heroes, set at Level 15. Mick will control a Barbarian side with his Dwarf Hero and Chris will be running a Wood Elf army. Orcan, how would you fight this battle?
OM:Well I wouldn’t fight with Wood Elves, they’re just horrible little weedy guys who shoot missiles and then run away, cos if they stayed to melee they might get a hole in their tights.
TM:I’m sure that it hasn’t escaped your notice that I am a Wood Elf, and just for the record I’ll say that Wood Elves can and do melee against honorable opponents. But Orcs smell so bad that we’d prefer not to. But I can see that this commentary team isn’t working, basically because you’re as thick as a Treant’s leg. We’ll have to something about that. |
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