Diablo 2 has a lot to answer for. Not only did it raise a primordial evil back with his two brothers, Mephisto and Baal, it challenged players to engage in thousands of man hours of mouse clicking just to ‘level up’ continuously. Such a terrible pursuit has led to a global upsurge in reported cases of terminal repetitive strain injuries, and has led to more social retardation than being forced to relive puberty whilst being beaten with sticks. The game has even killed several people in Asia, which has to say something about how evil this game is.