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Badger's Rants and Raves: Morrowind
This is part of a collection
of RPG-related rants, raves and nicely-clad questions by the Badger,
a forum member from the UK. Many of the forum folks like them
a lot so I finally took a heart and put them up here.
You can read more from the Badger's desk on GothicDot and RPGDot
main!
=Jaz=
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What? No Warp Speed?
Still Only the 17th May...
Still I sit here Morrowind-less and forlorn. The UK flounders as
ever in the Doldrums of the gaming wind lanes, while the US revels
in it's gaming Davis Cup! But like the Murphy's ... I'm Not Bitter.
I come and read the forum at lunchtime, doing my best to experience
the game vicariously through the collective musings of the great
Morrowind unwashed.
Which is how I came upon a fantastic screen shot of a little cove.
The view gently eases its way out to sea, the sun of early dawn,
dancing playfully over the ripples in the water. We can see the
axe of the adventurer taking in this view and we wonder what it
is that he does next after the screenshot was taken. Maybe he wanders
along the shore for a little way. Maybe, he wades out to sea in
search of some sunken treasure.
Anyway, my clumsy point is that this is a fantastic water effect,
as of course many of you have already pointed out. Sooooo... imagine
my surprise, when I took this amazing panorama and turned it into
wallpaper for my desktop. Then gleefully brought it to the attention
of my colleagues, (admittedly NON games players) to be greeted by.........
apathy!
"So what?" they exclaimed.
"Well" I started, "If you put aside for a moment the fact that the
shoreline is a little unnaturally level, and forget that there is
a rather large axe rearing up from the bottom left hand corner of
the picture... surely you can see that it's more or less like looking
at a real body of water?!"
Despite this impassioned plea, my workmates remained unmoved.
The general consensus of opinion seemed to be that in this day and
age, they would damn well hope that a decent computer could recreate
a water effect, that you would hardly be able to tell from the real
thing.
I thought that this attitude was quite interesting and it made
me think about the way in which we tend to view technological advance
in the world around us. The way that we often take for granted the
leaps made in Medical Science over the last few years for example.
Or dismiss as commonplace the various devices that make out lives
easier on a daily basis.
Heart transplant? Well of course we can... what else is new?
Flying at multiples of the speed of sound? Sure... what of it?
I remember falling into this trap a few weeks ago while watching
a documentary on television, which suggested that man has actually
never really set foot on the moon. Adding meat to the long held
conspiracy theory that it was all faked by the US government, it
explored various arguments for and against the theory. One fellow
said that it would be simple enough to prove that we had never been
there. The fact was that if we simply pointed a powerful enough
telescope at the moon, we should be able to see the remains of the
lunar modules left behind. His theory of course being that we wouldn't
see any, because there is nothing there to see and the only Lunar
Module remains you are likely to find, would be on a movie set somewhere
in the depths of Area 51.
Nasa's response to this was simple. There is no such device as a
telescope powerful enough to see the surface of the moon in that
kind of detail! Well, I found myself thinking... Eh? We don't have
a telescope powerful enough to do that? Why not??!!
I guess that we are all brainwashed to a degree, by the technology
we appear to see on Television. The fantastic email delivery systems
for example that you see in some movies, the like of which I never
saw on any real life system. The apparent superhuman speed with
which information is retrieved from the Internet, when we all know
finding anything specific can still be a nightmare.
Whew...... water in Morrowind eh? It makes you think doesn't it?
Badger.
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Good for your Elf
Well, I 've finally landed in Vvardenfell and I would have to say
that so far the wait has definitely been worth it. Proof, if proof
were needed, being the fact that I am typing this at 12:30am, and
have been playing since mid evening. That's rare for the Badger.
emembering that in Daggerfall I played a "Spellsword", I quite
fancied an Archer this time round. A man with a bow who wasn't afraid
to use it. A man perhaps who also dabbled in the odd spell, but
had a sword for those close up encounters, when only Mr Pointy will
do. A man of honour, who would earn his living without resorting
to thievery.
Hmmmm well that Aspect at least went out the window within the
first hours play. But more on that in a minute. My Wood Elf (for
he was such a creature) arrived of the boat in Seyda Neen after
a rough voyage. His mattress had been lumpy, the first class cabins
were double booked so he ended up in the hold. The all night disco
on deck kept him awake and to top it all off, when he eventually
did get to sleep he had the strangest dream...... It had involved
eating a Furry Chicken, but he woke in the morning to find that
he was chewing a Rat which had crawled into his mouth while he slept.
We are NOT talking a good voyage.
The customs office made him feel quite at home on landing by bombarding
him with strange questions.
Hmmmm, we don't seem to have on this form, which race you are...
Forms is very important you know.. So they is.. So, what is it then?"
"What is what to be?" Enquires WoodElf.
"Which race would that be then?" repeats customs, as to a small
and particularly slow to grasp the concept child.
Wood Elf considers the man for a moment and then slowly runs his
hands up the side of his face, to the tip of his pointed Wood Elf
Ears...
"WoodElf" He announces.
"I'll just put WoodElf if that's ok" mutters customs and wanders
off to sharpen his pencil.
As I moved away from the dock, I finally got to see the water effects,
that to date I have only seen in stills. Rather good aren't they!
So I'm given a task to take a package to Balmora and pointed in
the direction of the local transport, called a Silt Rider, which
is basically a giant Flea with a hollowed out shell, that people
ride in. Apparently, the driver steers the beast by touching the
ends of raw and exposed nerves!! What the...... that is so sick.
Animal rights are not going to be happy about this, let me tell
you.
till, despite the package burning a hole in my pocket, I decide
to hang around town for a bit. Talk to some people, see the local
colour and kill some of the local wildlife. Well I'm glad I did!
Because although Seyda Neen is only a two horse town, there is certainly
plenty going on.
In the VERY shot time I have been playing, I have already
Cleared out a cave of some Bandits and a Nasty old Magician type,
who were keeping slaves. Also found some interesting places to swim
in there for extra kudos and readies.
# Read some very interesting books, including one that raised my
bartering skills and another History volume in which my Character
from the last game is mentioned (Nice touch).
# Helped a heavy collect his due, from a weasely Elf who was hiding
his stash. (Elves like that give us all a bad name frankly).
# Solved the murder of the local tax collector and brought his killer
to justice. (On the end of three feet of my steel... Natch).
All of the above sounds pretty honourable. So how did I fall from
grace?
Well, I stole a key in the customs house, just to see if I could.
It was a key to the warehouse next door which had soooooo much loot
in it, that I had to make three trips to the store to sell it all!
The proceeds of which, added to all my endeavours above and coupled
with a another cool hundred that I ....er.... liberated from a nice
lady upstairs in the warehouse (by going invisible actually....fantastic!).
Mean that I am now kitted out in some economy medium armour type
threads, and ... if anyone should ask me what I've got in my pocketses....
Well I've got over 1000 gp, thank you Mr Gollum.
ang your head in shame Mr WoodElf! But look up long enough not
to bump into the door of the bank on your way in eh? Wa-hey!
ll in all, very impressed. I have no doubt I will be up early in
the morning to have another crack at it. Great Stuff!
Badger.
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