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Cm
Sentinel of Light

Joined: 26 Jan 2003
Posts: 5209
Location: Missouri USA |
Granted, however he turns out to be an evil Mage in hiding, using you as a testing point for all his latest harm spells.
I wish the guy who through out all my paperwork he did for me would go find it now. _________________ =Member of the Nonflamers Guild=
=Member of Worshippers of the Written Word=
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
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Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:15 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
You mean "threw", right?
^ Granted, he found it from his stomach.
< Spoon is teh evil. I wish for spoon. |
Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:22 pm |
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Arma
Mysterious Lady

Joined: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 1230
Location: in the middle of hell |
You got it. But however, it turns out there is no spoon, in the middle of you eating soup, so you find your clothes with soup all over.
I wish that I hadn't wished for Christmas being now  |
Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:48 am |
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Lintra
Elf Friend

Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Granted. But for some reason the bills and back mail are still there. Hmmmm, odd how that worked, ain't it?
I wish for a small stone (about the size of golf ball), nothing valuable, just pretty to look at. _________________ =Member of The Nonflamers' Guild=
=Just plain clueless= |
Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:39 am |
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Arma
Mysterious Lady

Joined: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 1230
Location: in the middle of hell |
Granted. One day, walking on the beach, you find this adorable little stone you just feel you have to take home, cause it's pretty to look at. You pick it up, but you just can't take your eyes off it. Pretty soon a car hits you. Badly. You sustain quite the injuries. Unfortunately still you die, because whoever looks at it, is mesmerized as well.
I wish I was a Queen. |
Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:53 am |
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Lintra
Elf Friend

Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Granted! You sudden find yourself as a man dressed as a woman in an over the top gaudy dress marching in a halloween parade in lower Manahattan.
I wish for a non violent, non destructive conclusion to my next wish. _________________ =Member of The Nonflamers' Guild=
=Just plain clueless= |
Thu Jun 02, 2005 12:32 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but ur next wish still has to come _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Thu Jun 02, 2005 1:36 pm |
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Chekote
Where’s my Banana?!?!

Joined: 08 Mar 2002
Posts: 1540
Location: Dont know, looks kind of green |
Since Kamahl didnt make a wish, I'm ignoring his post...
quote: Originally posted by Lintra
I wish for a non violent, non destructive conclusion to my next wish.
Granted. But since like "Tommorow" your next wish never actualy gets here, I can do whatever I want =0). *Loads up the super cannon*...
I wish for nummies! _________________ IMHO my opinion is humble |
Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:25 pm |
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Cm
Sentinel of Light

Joined: 26 Jan 2003
Posts: 5209
Location: Missouri USA |
Granted, you get the biggest and brightest bunch of bannanas you have ever seen! But when you start to peel them, a massive infestation of small squirming worms of some sorts falls from every inch of what should be the fruit.
I wish I could spell as fast as I type! _________________ =Member of the Nonflamers Guild=
=Member of Worshippers of the Written Word=
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
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Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:19 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
^ Granted, you are typing so fast that your friends and neighbours are popping their eyes out. But the keyboard can't handle your unbeatable speed and it suddenly explodes. All the keys are now flying like fireworks, and your friends and neighbours are applauding at the scene.
"You sudden find yourself as a man dressed as a woman in an over the top gaudy dress marching ... in lower Manahattan." <-- That's kind of sick.
< I wish for strawberry cake. |
Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:50 am |
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Arma
Mysterious Lady

Joined: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 1230
Location: in the middle of hell |
Granted. You get a delicious cake. You cut out a piece of it, eat, repeat until the cake is no more. In a few days time you forget all about the strawberry cake. Some time later you begin to feel terrible aches in your tummy, as if a gastronomic revolution occurs there. Until one day, something rips your stomach and comes out in the air, at which point both of you die, since the new form of the thing that developed from what you though were strawberries, cannot survive the Earth's athmosphere.
I wish that all the cockroaches and similar many legged beast and beasties would become extinct. |
Fri Jun 03, 2005 1:21 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
Granted but that would mean that u 2 would die
i wish for uriziel _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:08 pm |
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Cm
Sentinel of Light

Joined: 26 Jan 2003
Posts: 5209
Location: Missouri USA |
Granted, however you are on the receiving end and as you are the last to be destroyed, the victor leaves it sticking out of your lifeless corpse as a warning to all who would attack his nations!
I wish repair and delivery guys got paid for doing stuff RIGHT and not just showing up.  _________________ =Member of the Nonflamers Guild=
=Member of Worshippers of the Written Word=
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
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Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:50 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but the thing you want them to repaire still malfungshiongs
i wish i would be faster in running _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Fri Jun 03, 2005 3:54 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, you're now 1.0e-999 seconds faster. Nice try, but you are still beaten by all the people in the world.
I wish for sweetbean bread. |
Fri Jun 03, 2005 5:21 pm |
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