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Roqua
High Emperor


Joined: 02 Sep 2003
Posts: 897
Location: rump |
| Lintra's mother-in-law sent me this. |
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Disclamer: This is for amusement purposes only, the views in this message are not nessesarily the views of the poster.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and Replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sealevel.. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09minutes west longitude."
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
" I am,"
replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost.. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know? "
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going.
You've risen to where you are due to a huge quantity of hot air. You
made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now It's MY fault." _________________ Vegitarian is the Indian word for lousey hunter. |
Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:52 pm |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler

Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
That's a good one. But, did his mother in law really send it to you or are we just going to be saying that the great and mysterious Mother-in-law of Lintra, who some people doubt even exists, is responsible for all political jokes...? _________________ If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:06 pm |
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Roqua
High Emperor


Joined: 02 Sep 2003
Posts: 897
Location: rump |
I was shooting for option 2. Lintra must be a good guy though, all my mother in law would send me is anthrax. _________________ Vegitarian is the Indian word for lousey hunter. |
Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:45 am |
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corwin
On the Razorblade of Life

Joined: 10 Jun 2002
Posts: 8376
Location: Australia |
Nice one Roqua, but you just wait to see what Lintra sends you!!  _________________ If God said it, then that settles it!
I don't use Smileys, I use Emoticons!!
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Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:47 am |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler

Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
quote: Originally posted by Roqua
all my mother in law would send me is anthrax.
I wonder if that has anything to do with pee sprinkles...  _________________ If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:04 am |
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Sem
Solid as a Rock

Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot |
Very good, I believe I have seen it somewhere before, but it's still great. _________________ "Who are we to call this planet Earth, when it's clearly Ocean."
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Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:20 pm |
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Lintra
Elf Friend

Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Good one Roqua! My mother in law will love it. Thanks. _________________ =Member of The Nonflamers' Guild=
=Just plain clueless= |
Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:33 pm |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats

Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
Funny, funny. . .  _________________ OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
=Member of numerous usergroups=
=Active in none of them=
Mediocreties, I absolve you! |
Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:02 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Thanks Roqua. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Mon May 03, 2004 8:20 pm |
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