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Lintra's mother-in-law sent me this.
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Roqua
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Lintra's mother-in-law sent me this.
   

Disclamer: This is for amusement purposes only, the views in this message are not nessesarily the views of the poster.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and Replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sealevel.. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09minutes west longitude."

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
" I am,"
replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost.. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know? "
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going.
You've risen to where you are due to a huge quantity of hot air. You
made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now It's MY fault."
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Post Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:52 pm
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That's a good one. But, did his mother in law really send it to you or are we just going to be saying that the great and mysterious Mother-in-law of Lintra, who some people doubt even exists, is responsible for all political jokes...?
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Post Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:06 pm
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Roqua
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I was shooting for option 2. Lintra must be a good guy though, all my mother in law would send me is anthrax.
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Post Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:45 am
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Nice one Roqua, but you just wait to see what Lintra sends you!!
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Post Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:47 am
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quote:
Originally posted by Roqua
all my mother in law would send me is anthrax.


I wonder if that has anything to do with pee sprinkles...
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Post Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:04 am
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Very good, I believe I have seen it somewhere before, but it's still great.
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Post Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:20 pm
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Good one Roqua! My mother in law will love it. Thanks.
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Post Tue Apr 27, 2004 8:33 pm
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Funny, funny. . .
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Post Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:02 am
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Thanks Roqua.
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