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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
only because the guys are horny and alone.
in any event, everyone knows that nothing can come of it. i consider it more like hunters consider hunting. it's a thrill, it's a challenge, it improves your skill, but all you get out of it are disembodied heads that repulse most people.
er..rather...well you know what i mean.
my point is:
don't tell me what to do... 
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Roach
SBR Belfry Bat
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 3233
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Well said The!  |
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Provis
High Emperor
Joined: 01 Jul 2002
Posts: 872
Location: Middle of the Forest |
| Re: Ever look at the advantages of being a female? |
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quote:
Originally posted by Fionn
If you played a female..guys gave you stuff! LOL No im not kidding. One second she has nothing..then the next she has more money then ive made over a month! Its not fair! Females get all the fun stuff!
Hmmm.
My female ogre never got any good stuff from horny, lonely guys.
She was quite the looker too. ;D
Actually, none of my female characters that I've played in both UO and EQ ever got anything free from horny, lonely guys. Must have been the way I RP'd them. |
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Wed Jul 10, 2002 3:40 am |
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
quote:
Originally posted by Suicidal Cockroach
Well said The!
*leans back in his chair and puts his feet up, his hands folded behind his head.*   
@provis: try saying stuff like "mmm. this cream feels so good." or "i just got out of the shower and was too lazy to grab a towel."
if the right crowd is around, you'll be smothered in godly items.
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Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:33 am |
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Provis
High Emperor
Joined: 01 Jul 2002
Posts: 872
Location: Middle of the Forest |
quote:
Originally posted by TheLonePaladin
@provis: try saying stuff like "mmm. this cream feels so good." or "i just got out of the shower and was too lazy to grab a towel."
if the right crowd is around, you'll be smothered in godly items.
I guess that would've worked but what would've my characters' husbands think. 
All the characters I've ever played in a MMORPG or even single player RPG's where one can create one's own character have been connected somehow. 
EDIT Fixed typo that made my chracters look like bigamists.
EDIT Part Deux Fixed stupid quote formatting error  |
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Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:37 am |
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
just so long as your character's husbands (  ) never walked in, you'd be scot free. 
*falls backwards and breaks his chair.*
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Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:41 am |
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Provis
High Emperor
Joined: 01 Jul 2002
Posts: 872
Location: Middle of the Forest |
quote:
Originally posted by TheLonePaladin
just so long as your character's husbands ( ) never walked in, you'd be scot free.
*falls backwards and breaks his chair.*
LOL, They weren't that type of girls.
Well the ogre kinda was but people always looked away when she shook her money maker. 
Besides they were a weird couple, an ogre and a dwarf, kinda like the huge fat women and skinny @ss redneck guys one sees on Jerry Springer. |
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Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:50 am |
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
quote:
Originally posted by Provis
LOL, They weren't that type of girls.
Well the ogre kinda was but people always looked away when she shook her money maker.
Besides they were a weird couple, an ogre and a dwarf, kinda like the huge fat women and skinny @ss redneck guys one sees on Jerry Springer.
woah. an ogarf. or is it a dwogre? 
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"Though the gates that stand between the mortal world and the immortal Realm of Chaos are now closed to me, still I would rather die having glimpsed eternity than never to have stirred the cold furrow of mortal life.
I embrace death without regret as I embraced life without fear." |
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Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:55 am |
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Provis
High Emperor
Joined: 01 Jul 2002
Posts: 872
Location: Middle of the Forest |
quote:
Originally posted by TheLonePaladin
woah. an ogarf. or is it a dwogre?
LOL
They never tried to have kids, kinda hard since they could never be online at the same time.
Strangly enough, though, some of my other characters had kids. Hrrmm How did they manage that.  
I'm sure it would be and very interesting story on how they got together, if I ever got around to thinking one up that is. |
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Wed Jul 10, 2002 4:59 am |
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
quote:
Originally posted by Provis
Strangly enough, though, some of my other characters had kids. Hrrmm How did they manage that.
artificial innseminaries of course! (however you spell that  )
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Provis
High Emperor
Joined: 01 Jul 2002
Posts: 872
Location: Middle of the Forest |
quote:
Originally posted by TheLonePaladin
artificial innseminaries of course! (however you spell that )
LOL, you mean fake priests had something to do with them having children!
Stupid joke I know.  |
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Wed Jul 10, 2002 5:12 am |
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Michael C
Black Dragon
Joined: 09 Jul 2001
Posts: 1595
Location: Aarhus, Denmark |
Guys, stick to the topic, or I will move you this thread to the "Absolutely of interes.... I mean topic!
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EverythingXen
Arch-villain
Joined: 01 Feb 2002
Posts: 4342
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This kind of thing is why I flirted with my wife for a month online, knowing she could be a man but pretending that she couldn't be... then made sure she was in the same city. Then made sure she called me... which is more proof that she was a she, but not definate (although I have yet to hear a transexual with as feminine a sounding voice as my wife). Then I made sure to meet her as soon as possible.
Which pretty much killed of the 'man' theory right there and then! , but still you can't be too sure.
I won't tell you how I made absolutely sure she was a woman because of the code of conduct.
In any case... there's no harm in playing along with someone who says they're female online. Just don't tie up too many of your emotions into the experience.
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TheLonePaladin
Mighty Warrior
Joined: 27 Feb 2002
Posts: 1808
Location: San Francisco, CA |
quote:
Originally posted by Michael C
Guys, stick to the topic, or I will move you this thread to the "Absolutely of interes.... I mean topic!
quote:
Originally posted by TheLonePaladin
don't tell me what to do...
j/k
@xen, of course no one gets involved in internet relationships...well except in your case. i rarely even take it past the flirting stage. and when i do i make sure that there's no emotional attachment. i mean you have to assume the best in people, or else you'll never live a real life!
then again, even that has its limits. you can't assume too much of the best in people, or else you might meet your "girlfriend" and get raped by some freak-o. tis a sad sad world we live in...[/quote]
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Kendrik
Thin Blue Line
Joined: 13 Jun 2002
Posts: 550
Location: England |
quote:
Originally posted by EverythingXen
I won't tell you how I made absolutely sure she was a woman because of the code of conduct.
Was it a DNA test?
It was, wasn't it? 
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