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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but what use is it to oyu if your long dead
i wish for a dragon tooth _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:24 pm |
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Arma
Mysterious Lady

Joined: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 1230
Location: in the middle of hell |
Granted, but then the dragon you got it from finds you and evaporizes you with his breath.
I wish I was living on the Moon. |
Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:13 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you are a member of the first lunar colony. It's a pity we haven't developed gravity generators though. Your muscles atrophy to the point where it becomes unsafe for you to return to normal gravity.
I wish for a calculator. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:19 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but it doesnt work
i wish there would be cenzure on this forum _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:06 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
What's a 'cenzure'? Even my Dr. Ol' Oxford doesn't know this word, so... *post ignored and presses the fast-backward button* ^_^v;;;;
quote: Originally posted by Val
I wish for a calculator.
Granted, you get a world-class calculator which comes with the state-of-the-art Calculator Assistant (TM) technology. Every time you punch in a number, a paperclip cosplayer will rush toward you and scream, "It looks like you are counting the number of pies in the universe. How may I help you?"
Profs who go through ~240 slides of new material in a 2-hour lecture, I wish them all become sick so we can all get a 100 in the final.
Last edited by pink-hippo on Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:11 am; edited 1 time in total |
Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:20 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
cenzure means this f*** and you havent wished ur wish i thik _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:01 pm |
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Arma
Mysterious Lady

Joined: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 1230
Location: in the middle of hell |
I think Kamahl may mean censorship. So I continue with his wish.
Granted. But since now there is censorship, and the censor is very harsh, you get banned.
I wish there were more people visiting this forum ... |
Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:26 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but the site would load so slow you would shoot your slef while waiting _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:32 pm |
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Arma
Mysterious Lady

Joined: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 1230
Location: in the middle of hell |
I wish that Kamahl for once would corrupt somobody's wish and post his for a change ... |
Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:50 am |
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titus
Survivor of Hell

Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 778
Location: Standing at the Hell mouth |
granted he will always post a 20pages long wish really boring to read so this game will die because of death
I wish I pass my year this year and my year next year and my third year from the first time with glance _________________ Want to become a vampire? a warrior in the battle between vampires and werewolves?
http://monstersgame.nl/?ac=vid&vid=12007139 |
Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:01 am |
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Arma
Mysterious Lady

Joined: 24 Oct 2003
Posts: 1230
Location: in the middle of hell |
You got it. But you fail marvellously on the 4th year.
I wish I was in Japan. |
Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:57 pm |
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titus
Survivor of Hell

Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 778
Location: Standing at the Hell mouth |
fiew am I lucky I don't have a 4th year :p
granted you are in japan in a little town where no one speaks an other language than Japanese and you don't understand a word of it and you are totally robbed of all your posessions by a few punks _________________ Want to become a vampire? a warrior in the battle between vampires and werewolves?
http://monstersgame.nl/?ac=vid&vid=12007139 |
Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:03 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
It appears that Kamahl's Can't-Play-The-Game-Correctly disease is spreading.
I wish for a cure. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:24 pm |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler

Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
Granted, you are given a cure but have no idea what it cures. Scientists spend billions of dollars searching for the disease so they can cure it. You don't live to see the day when your cure is finally used.
I wish that I was allowed to grow a beard in the Navy. _________________ If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:42 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you are transfered to the pirate division full of scurvy, old sea dogs that don't bathe and have no idea what personal hygiene is. You are required to grow a scraggly beard and not groom it.
I wish for an iPod. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:56 pm |
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