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Kamahl
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granted but what use is it to oyu if your long dead


i wish for a dragon tooth
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Post Mon Jun 06, 2005 3:24 pm
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Arma
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Granted, but then the dragon you got it from finds you and evaporizes you with his breath.

I wish I was living on the Moon.
Post Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:13 pm
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Val
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Granted, you are a member of the first lunar colony. It's a pity we haven't developed gravity generators though. Your muscles atrophy to the point where it becomes unsafe for you to return to normal gravity.

I wish for a calculator.
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Post Mon Jun 06, 2005 6:19 pm
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Kamahl
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granted but it doesnt work


i wish there would be cenzure on this forum
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Post Mon Jun 06, 2005 7:06 pm
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pink-hippo
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What's a 'cenzure'? Even my Dr. Ol' Oxford doesn't know this word, so... *post ignored and presses the fast-backward button* ^_^v;;;;

quote:
Originally posted by Val
I wish for a calculator.


Granted, you get a world-class calculator which comes with the state-of-the-art Calculator Assistant (TM) technology. Every time you punch in a number, a paperclip cosplayer will rush toward you and scream, "It looks like you are counting the number of pies in the universe. How may I help you?"

Profs who go through ~240 slides of new material in a 2-hour lecture, I wish them all become sick so we can all get a 100 in the final.


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Post Mon Jun 06, 2005 8:20 pm
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Kamahl
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cenzure means this f*** and you havent wished ur wish i thik
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Post Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:01 pm
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Arma
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I think Kamahl may mean censorship. So I continue with his wish.

Granted. But since now there is censorship, and the censor is very harsh, you get banned.

I wish there were more people visiting this forum ...
Post Wed Jun 08, 2005 7:26 am
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Kamahl
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granted but the site would load so slow you would shoot your slef while waiting
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Post Wed Jun 08, 2005 3:32 pm
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Arma
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I wish that Kamahl for once would corrupt somobody's wish and post his for a change ...
Post Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:50 am
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titus
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granted he will always post a 20pages long wish really boring to read so this game will die because of death

I wish I pass my year this year and my year next year and my third year from the first time with glance
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Post Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:01 am
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Arma
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You got it. But you fail marvellously on the 4th year.

I wish I was in Japan.
Post Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:57 pm
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titus
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fiew am I lucky I don't have a 4th year :p
granted you are in japan in a little town where no one speaks an other language than Japanese and you don't understand a word of it and you are totally robbed of all your posessions by a few punks
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Post Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:03 pm
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Val
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It appears that Kamahl's Can't-Play-The-Game-Correctly disease is spreading.

I wish for a cure.
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Post Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:24 pm
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Korplem
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Granted, you are given a cure but have no idea what it cures. Scientists spend billions of dollars searching for the disease so they can cure it. You don't live to see the day when your cure is finally used.

I wish that I was allowed to grow a beard in the Navy.
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Post Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:42 pm
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Val
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Granted, you are transfered to the pirate division full of scurvy, old sea dogs that don't bathe and have no idea what personal hygiene is. You are required to grow a scraggly beard and not groom it.

I wish for an iPod.
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Post Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:56 pm
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