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Pinnen
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"Waiter! Hey, garcon! Yo! Foodboy! Bring me a Tokyo Trasher will you? This here bird is hard to handle on an empty stomach."

*Pinnen waves at Lintra and Lawanda to come and join his and CMs table*

"Dear friends of past and future, come join us! I have a special deal with one of the waiters."
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Post Sat Dec 06, 2003 6:07 am
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Cm
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I thought Lintra did a good job. Short, sweet and no need for the point. Lets eat!! I that guy doesn't get here with the drinks, I'll pour us something from my own stach.
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Post Sat Dec 06, 2003 6:17 am
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goshuto
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen...

Chomp! Munch! Chew!

Hmmm, I only wish they had pizza too. Oh, well. These little green things that glow in the dark are delicious! Chomp!

Mmmmm... chomp! Hey, what's that weird vapor coming out of the ventilation shaft?

* takes out the analyzer/diagnosticator *

Hmmm, molecules of neopretionycetilene and octanol-hydropatolinaohydric acid... Hey! This is laugh gas!!!! If everybody starts breathing this, there's no telling what might happen! I must warn Val! What will DzD do with that lightsaber of his once he starts to laugh uncontrollably? What is the effect of this gas on undead Swedes?

goshuto takes another bite of the green thing that glows in the dark, and dashes for the kitchen door...

Oh! I forgot Toaster's prize. I left it in the table over there...

As he hurriedly turns around to get the prize on the table, he accidentaly trips on a badger who just happened to be standing behind him. All equilibrium gone, goshuto falls down and hits the floor with his head. He passes out.

"Stupid humans." thought the badger.
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Post Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:43 pm
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Iron Man
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So let me get the straight. Badgers crashed the party and intend to incapicitate the guests by releasing laughing gas into the building and then what? I believe that there is something a bit more sinister than sock theft on their agenda.
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goshuto
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The badger crashed the party, but who released the gas is still a mystery.
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Post Sat Dec 06, 2003 3:04 pm
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Val
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*The waiter hurries to fill Pinnen's order and rushes back with the drink in record time.*

*A vampire ninja squirrel drops down on Val's shoulder.*

Report.

*A lot of squeeking and arm-waving later.*

A funny smell in the chem lab? Hmm... break out the gas masks and keep a watchful eye out on the guests.

*Val walks out of the room and grabs a gas mask as she heads for the chem lab. Bursting through the doors she finds goshuto out cold, on the floor with glowing green goo smeared on his mouth.*

Oh, for the love of-- grr.

Meanwhile, back at the party...

*Christina Aguilera, who was not invited to the party but came anyway, giggles as her evil plan goes into action.*
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Toaster
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Toaster watches the other guests from the outside, and feels that something isn't really as it should be here... But who cares, right now he only has to wait for goshuto!

Wait, wait, wait... No goshuto! Toaster decides to silently watch over DzD, since all ours Lintra seemed to have some kind of respect for him. He finds DzD sitting on a chair alone, while Toaster tries to be a part of the crowd.
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Val
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*Val dumps a bucket of water on goshuto and proceeds to slap him awake.*

Wake up, wake up!

*Slap, slap! As goshuto blinks awake Val shakes him.*

What happened?
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Mercenary managed to sneak in the main building where the party is held. There he sits at one of the tables. After looking around trying to see anyone fammiliar he stands up in search for food.

After 20 minutes of looking for food he steals some food from one table and takes it to his own table and starts eating it ...

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Post Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:39 pm
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*Still hovers above the party*
This should be very interesthing, a prty whit these quests must go wrong.
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Secret Agent Lawanda
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Lawanda walks with Lintra to the table Pinnen is at. She catches sight of The Lady and immediately goes on guard although no one around her notices a change. Her hand slips into her bag....
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goshuto
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The hall was empty, cold, lifeless. The colors were muted, almost inexistent, as if one were reading an old comic book which lost its colors. The silent figures were everywhere. They could not be seen, but their presence could be felt. Black, mysterious, even unfathomable. But not evil. Unfathomable, then.

Their voices could be heard: "We will take over the world. It has already begin. This party is but the--"

Splash!!!!!

goshuto suddenly jolts back to life, his face dripping.

The silent figures! The silent figures! No pizza!

Slowly, his mind started to remember...

Val! Gas! Laugh gas! Must clear the room, quickly!

What am I doing in the lab? Isn't this supposed to be the kitchen? Ugh, my head hurts.


edit: Bip the squirrel says: "This post has been edited for spelling."
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Post Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:20 am
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DzD
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*DzD reacts as fast as lightning.*

"Did someone think of PIZZA!?"
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Post Sun Dec 07, 2003 1:29 am
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Cm
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The Lady watches as LaWanda approaches. Were it not for her friend Pinnen and the fact that Lintra is also a friend, her blood would be a treat. Then the Lady recalls the recent warning and injury inflicted by Val. She looks cooly at Lawanda, hoping no one else will see the tension. This is a party, and if I want to stay on the inside as Val's new minion I will just sit and enjoy, for now.
"Hello LaWanda, I've 'spoken' to Val and all is well. Have a seat and order yourself a drink. Lintra, congrats on your award. Pinnen was so happy for you."
The Lady is now unmasked as Cm, and will be in serious trouble after this night is over. But LaWanda has a name that could be shared as well. Very silent lol.
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Toaster
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Toaster happens to hop a little bit at DzD's fast reaction, but is protected by the crowd.

"Hmm, Pizza he said..."
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