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Olgerth Heidern
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Location: Moscow, Russia / Boston MA, US
   

1. You walk into random houses thinking that if the owners show up, you can beat them down.

2. You refer to the police as "guards", "mercenaries" or "templars".

3. You ask people on the streets about who calls the shots around here.

4. When moving into a new neighbourhood, you try to figure out which camp it belongs to.

5. Your wardrobe contains only the clothes of one of the three colors: red, blue or white.

6. After cutting yourself shaving, you walk out of the door, kill a dog, chop off its leg and eat it, expecting it to make you feel better.

7. Shaving your head becomes an obsession.

8. You only piss outside, and you stop doing "number two" entirely.

9. You take up smoking massive amounts of weed in hopes of seeing the Sleeper.

10. You are surprized to see so many fully clothed women who say more than one line and talk without German accent.

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Our cause we know is just,
Kill not for joy or hatred,
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Post Sun Feb 24, 2002 3:24 pm
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The Hulk
Avenger, Defender
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Joined: 19 Feb 2002
Posts: 728
Location: Southeast U.S.A.
   

Funny. (especially that part about women talking to you)
Post Sun Feb 24, 2002 4:32 pm
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA
   

11. You eat strange plants hopeing you'll get enough magic energy to cast firebolts at people.

12. You ask weight trainers if they can also teach you to be more nimble.

13. You think smoking weed in public won't get you in trouble.

14. You think that people will be forgiving and congradulate you on winning the fight after you mug them.

15. You think blue rocks can be traded for groceries.

16. You think swimming in water dressed in full armor should be easy.

17. You expect to hear moody music when you step into a forest.

18. You think that making a sword should only take 30 seconds.

19. You think alligators breath fire.

20. You think you can survive going over the Niagra Falls without the barrel.
Post Sun Feb 24, 2002 9:03 pm
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The Hulk
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Joined: 19 Feb 2002
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Location: Southeast U.S.A.
   

And don't forget about jumping while running to increase your speed when someone is chasing you.
Post Sun Feb 24, 2002 10:05 pm
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Joined: 18 Feb 2002
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Location: Utah, USA
   

Or how about jumping off a cliff and expecting not to break every bone in your body because you're pressing a key on a keyboard.
Post Sun Feb 24, 2002 10:18 pm
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Bigpapa
Stranger from north
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Joined: 22 Oct 2001
Posts: 930
Location: Strange place.
   

quote:

On 2002-02-24 16:18, Val wrote:
Or how about jumping off a cliff and expecting not to break every bone in your body because you're pressing a key on a keyboard.


It's just a sidestep thing
Post Sun Feb 24, 2002 10:31 pm
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Roach
SBR Belfry Bat
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Joined: 20 Jan 2002
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...when you want to walk through a door, instead of opening it you raise your arms in a nice pose for a couple seconds then try to squeeze underneath.

...you walk by the Victoria's Secret in the mall and wonder how mud would look in that shear lacy thing.

...when you are arrested on a busy street corner for solicitation after the police misunderstand your demand for 'ten ore.'

...when you walk around at night with a torch, and are genuinely surprised when sticking your torch in someone’s face ignites their facial hair.

*for kids*...when the school bully, who outweighs you by about a hundred pounds, charges you and you think, 'no problem I'll just use a scroll to shrink him.'

...when you get food poisoning from trying to cook one hundred raw turkey legs over a camp fire in less than 30 seconds.

...when you go back to your Old Camp (summer or boy scout) and slaughter everyone.
Post Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:40 am
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Post Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:54 am
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The Hulk
Avenger, Defender
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Joined: 19 Feb 2002
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What about when you see a fight and then you yell, that was a good hit! (in a voice sounding like an old man) One of my favorite lines from the game.
Post Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:17 am
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Roach
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...when you see a beautiful woman walk by and you ask the next person you see, 'hey what's the mod to see her naked?'
Post Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:27 am
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Gorath
Mostly Harmless
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Joined: 03 Sep 2001
Posts: 6327
Location: NRW, Germany
   

quote:

On 2002-02-24 23:27, Suicidal Cockroach wrote:
...when you see a beautiful woman walk by and you ask the next person you see, 'hey what's the mod to see her naked?'



Itīs even worse if you know know the patch, see a babe at the beach and try to erase her bikini texture.
Post Mon Feb 25, 2002 5:33 am
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Val
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One knuckle-sandwich coming right up, eh? :wink:

[ This Message was edited by: Val on 2002-02-25 00:26 ]
Post Mon Feb 25, 2002 6:24 am
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praj
Village Leader
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Joined: 15 Feb 2002
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lol
Post Mon Feb 25, 2002 1:48 pm
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