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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but they have this giant hole in them
i wish for i had all the songs of blind guardian
btw does anyone has them _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Fri May 06, 2005 8:14 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, but the CDs are all scratched up and skip annoyingly on every song.
I wish for 500 rounds of .357 ammunition so I have plenty of ammo for shooting this summer. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Fri May 06, 2005 8:22 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but the bullets have val seeking sencor in them and kill you.
i wish for a big grey bear thats dead _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Fri May 06, 2005 8:38 pm |
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erik
High Emperor


Joined: 08 Sep 2003
Posts: 477
Location: The Netherlands |
Granted, but it smells so badly that you can't approach it closer than 300 meter.
I wish for a weekend off without any obligations. _________________ Fear is a dangerous thing: fear leads to hate and hate leads to suffering - Yoda
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Wed May 11, 2005 11:26 am |
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Lintra
Elf Friend

Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Granted. However as you dance your dance of joy at hearing the news, you step on a banana peel and your feet shoot out from under you. While falling you see the metal bucket micro seconds before your head hits it. Dazed and confused, with a bucket stuck to your head you try standing up and pulling it off - you stagger around pulling at the bucket. It is at the exact moment you begin to fall you remember the stair case that was behind you.
You spend the next 6 weeks in traction with multiple fractures.
I wish for a nice pen. _________________ =Member of The Nonflamers' Guild=
=Just plain clueless= |
Wed May 11, 2005 11:52 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, a pity it leaks and you sent it through the wash with your favorite pair of pants. Tsk, tsk, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
I wish for a banana-flavored popsicle. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Thu May 12, 2005 6:27 pm |
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Lintra
Elf Friend

Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Granted, too bad you didn't read the label informing you it was made in Caracas (Venezuela) using the local water until after you'd eaten it. Montezuma has his revenge!!! Three days later you finally recover enough to leave the house.
I wish for a very effective stain remove to get the stain out of my trousers, and yet still leave them looking like new. _________________ =Member of The Nonflamers' Guild=
=Just plain clueless= |
Thu May 12, 2005 6:36 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, but it drains all of the color from the pants and weakens the strength of the fabric. Don't bend over in them.
I wish for a flashlight. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Thu May 12, 2005 6:52 pm |
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Lintra
Elf Friend

Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Why not? Cm would get a kick out of it *grin*
Granted! It is, however, a very old flash light, and used a type of battery not made in the last 50 years. Needless to say, it comes with out one.
I wish for a new pair of pants ... just like the old pair, but before the encounter with the leaking pen and stain remover. _________________ =Member of The Nonflamers' Guild=
=Just plain clueless= |
Thu May 12, 2005 7:04 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Woo, a new piece of junk to sell on eBay.
Granted, you get that pair of pants, same cut, color, etc. Too bad it's three sizes too small. Again, I wouldn't recommend bending over.
I wish some of those fuzzy dice people hang from rearview mirrors. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Thu May 12, 2005 7:10 pm |
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Sem
Solid as a Rock

Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot |
Granted, but they are made with skunk hair and no they don't smell awful, but it appears you are allergic to skunk hair and all kinds of weird flabs pop up.
I wish for a nice little robot, that won't turn evil and stays my friend for ever. _________________ "Who are we to call this planet Earth, when it's clearly Ocean."
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Sat May 14, 2005 9:22 am |
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Toaster
Bread Alert

Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
Granted, it's so kind that all your friends will abandon you in favor for your little robot, and it'll be the only friend you'll ever have.
I wish to go to one of Nightwish's concerts this year. _________________
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Sat May 14, 2005 10:37 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but when you arrive at the concerte you find out the tickets a fake.
i wish for a dragon that none hostile _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sat May 14, 2005 6:36 pm |
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Cm
Sentinel of Light

Joined: 26 Jan 2003
Posts: 5209
Location: Missouri USA |
Granted, and he is so sweet you become very attached to him. However on one of his little flights outside for exercise he encounters a commercial jet, and being a dragon, doesn't know to get out of the way in time. SPLAT!
I wish for a few free days just to play games again without RL getting in the way!
PS: Yes Lintra, I would love to see that one. Both times.  _________________ =Member of the Nonflamers Guild=
=Member of Worshippers of the Written Word=
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
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Sat May 14, 2005 7:05 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but those days turn into the living nightmere because the comp wont work
i wosh for a comp that would be unspoiled _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sat May 14, 2005 7:41 pm |
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