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honourcobain
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 23 Jun 2003
Posts: 29
Location: ISTANBUL |
-i laugh every time when i fell from high cliffs with monsters on my tail..ok i finish the fly in grave but those in my tail came with me.
-With each dragon, after so heroic and brave conversations i found myself running away from them HAHAHA.."not so fast my friend, i have the eye of innos, what must i do to clear the world from creatures like you bla bla...the eye have lost its power, run baby run...what a brave action when you enter ch4 a little earlier.
(not exactly the same words)
Ur-Shak: I must find Hosh-Pak
Hero:Who is Hosh-Pak
Ur-Shak: He is the shaman who Commands the Orcs...
Hero: Where is Hosh-Pack
Ur-Shak: Over a Cliff near the Castle
Hero: Hosh-Pak is dead.
(he just seem like an orc for me... HAHAHAHA...)
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Kloetenotto
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 04 Jul 2003
Posts: 30
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I like it when you cheat yourself behind the orcish border.
Some very funny things to find there |
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Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:05 pm |
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AndyDev
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 07 Jan 2003
Posts: 27
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This is what made me laugh most http://www.rpgdot.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=33700
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Wed Jul 23, 2003 2:58 pm |
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Iron Man
Dazed and Confused
Joined: 07 Dec 2002
Posts: 773
Location: Location Location |
A few off the top of my head:
When you first get into the upper quarter, the Paladin you met when you first entered the city starts talking about the houses and says "there is nothing in there for you!"
At the tavern, the landlord was saying that the Seekers were scaring away his patrons, at that moment a seeker walked past the door. I just burst out laughing
When the seekers taunt you. One of them said "your weak magic is no match for us" I promptly smote him with holy missile, complacince eh?
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Wed Jul 23, 2003 4:42 pm |
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mythicdude
City Guard
Joined: 27 Jun 2003
Posts: 135
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when hero ask parcival (or oric) can i help somehow?
parc:... kill hosh-pak
hero: that's a joke?
par: well u wanted to help...
or when hero ask dragomir how much he want to teach me something
he is so calm, but when she says 150 gold coin he raises his voice suddently
or when u first enter the city the hero ask a paladin:"what do i have to do to get a armor like u?"
or when the hero ask (i cant remember who, but is in harbor district) how's things in town?
and he says: the orcs are preparing an attack soon and i dont have enough resources to build my ship and u are asking me how are thing in town? |
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Wed Jul 23, 2003 9:45 pm |
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smon
Village Dweller
Joined: 23 Jul 2003
Posts: 4
Location: germany / netherland's border |
you seem to enjoy the translation
even if i just read it's not that good
imagine the german version
THAT's fun, i can tell you... 
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Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:05 pm |
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Bartacus
Il Buono
Joined: 24 May 2003
Posts: 4706
Location: Belgium Flemmish part |
The dev. graves close to the temple kind of thing where Shadow Lord Innubis (or something like that) is. It 's close to Onars farm.
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Wed Jul 23, 2003 10:12 pm |
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Milten Rulz!!!
Guards Lieutenant
Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Posts: 173
Location: Virginia |
Hey where is ur-shack anyways? I want to talk with my orc buddy!
I like when you get the quest by torlof to "take care of the militia" Then you go to bangar and he says they will be hear any sec so you talk for a while and no militia and then you do the final message they are suddenly there walking in a semi-gay way. So you talk to them and say IM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!! And crush them. It's sweat!!!
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Thu Jul 24, 2003 3:25 am |
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AndyDev
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 07 Jan 2003
Posts: 27
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Or, have you heard the talking after the cast, when you finish the game, some funny stuff, "Don't throw my gold" .
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Thu Jul 24, 2003 5:49 am |
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jpgr1964
Village Dweller
Joined: 15 Jun 2003
Posts: 2
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As I followed Pyrokar to the stone circle I got too close to the magic troll. The troll and Pyrokar started fighting but apparently both are invincible. Pyrokar's magic was useless and the troll kept knocking Pyrokar backwards, with Pyrokar yelling about the 'vile beast'. Eventually Pyrokar got knocked over a tall cliff and the troll followed. Both of them bounced up like nothing happened and continued the fight. I lost track of them but apparently it finally broke up, when I got to the stone circle Pyrokar was there, looking none the worse for wear. |
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Sat Jul 26, 2003 1:18 pm |
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Freakie
The Noble Demon
Joined: 10 Mar 2002
Posts: 1008
Location: Korhinis, Upper Quarters. |
That guy Abaldina ibn blablabal damn long name....
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Sat Jul 26, 2003 3:00 pm |
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grimstyle
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 24 Jul 2003
Posts: 31
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the thing that amuse me most is how the AI in the game reacts to certain things, and there are things that they do not react to.. there was this time when i rob the girl's house not bothering looking at the time, and when it was 8am in the morning they all woke up seein my behind and my face facing their chest that has JUST been looted. So, the husband was jus screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?" i jus got out my axe and maim the husband and walked out of the house, and all i heard from the wife was "SMART KID!".. and no there was no yelling of "murderer" or any hassle at all - i find that kinda funny when her husband was covered in blood on the tip of her toe but still, she jus stood there sarcastically complimenting me  |
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Mon Jul 28, 2003 7:34 am |
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wk
Head Merchant
Joined: 18 Jun 2003
Posts: 64
Location: Sussex, England |
quote:
Originally posted by grimstyle
the thing that amuse me most is how the AI in the game reacts to certain things, and there are things that they do not react to.. there was this time when i rob the girl's house not bothering looking at the time, and when it was 8am in the morning they all woke up seein my behind and my face facing their chest that has JUST been looted. So, the husband was jus screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?" i jus got out my axe and maim the husband and walked out of the house, and all i heard from the wife was "SMART KID!".. and no there was no yelling of "murderer" or any hassle at all - i find that kinda funny when her husband was covered in blood on the tip of her toe but still, she jus stood there sarcastically complimenting me
Yes - I liked that "SMART KID!" remark. I was thinking of adding it to my sig. 
Keep posting the things that you find entertaining as I am really enjoying this thread.
p.s. wk = Whiz Kid (retired) 
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