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Roqua
High Emperor


Joined: 02 Sep 2003
Posts: 897
Location: rump |
Make sweat love to it.
Why is a tree good? _________________ Vegitarian is the Indian word for lousey hunter. |
Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:32 am |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler

Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
It never needs viagra. It's always got wood.
If this were 1984, what would 2 + 2 =? _________________ If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:44 am |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Fluffy earwax. Known as FlufWax in newspeak.
Why is drinking toilet paper considered cool? |
Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:02 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
because those ppl are then totaly nuts
how can you drink toilet PAPER _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:18 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Mix it with water, lots of water. Stir it up. Then drink it.
Why do people like minivans? _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:28 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
because they are cheap
why is sheep withe _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:38 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm


Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
because they would rather be withe than white.
Why are letters on white paper? _________________ # It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
Thu Jun 30, 2005 4:56 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Because it has the same colour as sheep do.
What is a good excuse for not being able to spell properly? Is "being 12 or whatever" a good one? |
Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:21 pm |
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Krzychu
Hidden Character

Joined: 25 May 2002
Posts: 1738
Location: It is my little secret. |
Not really. Dyslexia is a far better excuse.
To be or not to be? _________________ =Member of the RPGDot Shadows=
=Member of the Nonflamers' Guild= |
Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:53 pm |
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Lintra
Elf Friend

Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Be all the way. I mean if I wasn't I wouldn't be asking the question now would I?
Did the neanderthals choose not to be? _________________ =Member of The Nonflamers' Guild=
=Just plain clueless= |
Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:59 pm |
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Sem
Solid as a Rock

Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot |
When you would try to ask that they would probably chase you away because they are too busy inventing fire.
Why didn't the neanderthals make fire blue? _________________ "Who are we to call this planet Earth, when it's clearly Ocean."
-- News Editor of GothicDot --
-- Moderator of the RPGDot Shadows --
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Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:28 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
because they didnt create fire
why does pie hit you in the face and not in the nuts _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:31 pm |
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Sem
Solid as a Rock

Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot |
Pies don't flow so low above the ground.
Why don't pies take the bus when they go to work? _________________ "Who are we to call this planet Earth, when it's clearly Ocean."
-- News Editor of GothicDot --
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Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:01 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm


Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
because they are to poor to pay bus fare.
Waht do you think came first the chip or the crisp? _________________ # It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:25 pm |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler

Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
I have no idea what you're asking so my answer is: I came first.
When did I go insane? _________________ If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:47 pm |
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