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Shrapnel
Rocket Scientist

Joined: 03 Jan 2002
Posts: 1325
Location: Newark, NJ |
This is a trick question yea?
I know the logical answer.
State your answer, and why you back it up |
Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:24 pm |
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Danicek
The Old One

Joined: 15 Dec 2001
Posts: 5922
Location: Czech Republic |
Chicken, first was chicken.
Exactly 1 year 2 months and 28 days old in moment of begining.
And why? That is what I will not tell you. I do not know why God made it like that. Maybe just special kind of humor .
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Wed Feb 27, 2002 3:53 pm |
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Shrapnel
Rocket Scientist

Joined: 03 Jan 2002
Posts: 1325
Location: Newark, NJ |
Oh I *know* why  |
Wed Feb 27, 2002 4:31 pm |
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EverythingXen
Arch-villain

Joined: 01 Feb 2002
Posts: 4342
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Dinosaur. |
Thu Feb 28, 2002 2:13 am |
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Danicek
The Old One

Joined: 15 Dec 2001
Posts: 5922
Location: Czech Republic |
quote:
On 2002-02-27 10:31, Shrapnel wrote:
Oh I *know* why
And why?
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Thu Feb 28, 2002 6:49 am |
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Bigpapa
Stranger from north

Joined: 22 Oct 2001
Posts: 930
Location: Strange place. |
quote:
On 2002-02-28 00:49, Danicek wrote:
quote:
On 2002-02-27 10:31, Shrapnel wrote:
Oh I *know* why
And why?
He won't tell... |
Thu Feb 28, 2002 11:16 am |
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sauron38
Rara Avis

Joined: 14 Jan 2002
Posts: 4396
Location: Winnipeg's Sanctum Sanctorum |
The egg. Simply, the Chicken could have been called something else until this one generation deviated from its current strain, and laid this nice new egg which had a Chicken in it. Maybe? |
Thu Feb 28, 2002 10:28 pm |
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Shrapnel
Rocket Scientist

Joined: 03 Jan 2002
Posts: 1325
Location: Newark, NJ |
Crack kills, Sauron |
Fri Mar 01, 2002 4:50 pm |
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EverythingXen
Arch-villain

Joined: 01 Feb 2002
Posts: 4342
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He's right though. That's why I said dinosaur. Things don't spontaneously evolve.
"Hmm... I need to attract a mate. Feathers? Yeah, feathers are cool!" *grunt... groan... POOF* "Much better!"
Instead, as progressive generations evolve new genetic changes occur on a DNA level, which manifests itself in the next generation of offspring. Transformations are performed on an embryotic level.
So one day the small feathered bird with a small beak, low intellect, and funny legs laid an egg... and when that egg hatched it was a chicken. Hitting its genetic potential, the chicken has coasted under the evolutionary crushing grip of humanity pretty much ever since.
Thus the egg... as the egglayer was a protochicken lifeform.
_________________ Estuans interius, Ira vehementi
"The old world dies and with it the old ways. We will rebuild it as it should be, MUST be... Immortal!"
=Member of the Nonflamers Guild=
=Worshipper of the Written Word= |
Fri Mar 01, 2002 5:13 pm |
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Shrapnel
Rocket Scientist

Joined: 03 Jan 2002
Posts: 1325
Location: Newark, NJ |
So a dinosaur laid a chicken egg, then the ice age came...
25 million years later, the egg thawed and out popped a chick...hmmm...thats interesting
*NEXT*
Oh you're saying something else laid the egg but a chicken came out...
maybe a dog laid the egg that the chicken came out from...
*NEXT*
Ducks lay duck eggs, lizards lay lizard eggs, swans lay swan eggs...
guess what produces chicken eggs?
Hint: Its not a dog and its not a 25 million yr old dinosaur |
Fri Mar 01, 2002 7:23 pm |
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EverythingXen
Arch-villain

Joined: 01 Feb 2002
Posts: 4342
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The dinosaur evolved into something that would evolve into the chicken. I stand by my assessment of a protochicken laying the first egg that hatched a chicken.
However, it was not a 'chicken egg'. It was a protochicken egg. Chickensaurus Rex for all I care. Exact details I will leave to the experts.
The riddle can have no answer if reworded "Which came first, the chicken or the CHICKEN EGG".
But as worded... something besides a chicken laid the first egg that hatched a chicken.
_________________ Estuans interius, Ira vehementi
"The old world dies and with it the old ways. We will rebuild it as it should be, MUST be... Immortal!"
=Member of the Nonflamers Guild=
=Worshipper of the Written Word= |
Fri Mar 01, 2002 7:27 pm |
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EverythingXen
Arch-villain

Joined: 01 Feb 2002
Posts: 4342
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Unless, of course, God created the first chicken egg. I won't rule out divine creation.
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Fri Mar 01, 2002 7:29 pm |
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Shrapnel
Rocket Scientist

Joined: 03 Jan 2002
Posts: 1325
Location: Newark, NJ |
maybe *thats* what the big bang theory really was, the creation of the first chicken egg. (Hey Mary was a virgin when she had Jesus, maybe this is like that) |
Fri Mar 01, 2002 9:15 pm |
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Nik
Captain of the Guard


Joined: 14 Feb 2002
Posts: 194
Location: Romania |
None! The truth is that none of them exists and they naver did exist!
_________________ <i> Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing </i> |
Fri Mar 01, 2002 9:37 pm |
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Danicek
The Old One

Joined: 15 Dec 2001
Posts: 5922
Location: Czech Republic |
quote:
On 2002-03-01 15:37, Nik wrote:
None! The truth is that none of them exists and they naver did exist!
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Fri Mar 01, 2002 9:45 pm |
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