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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
granted but you didnt say good for who.so you get a d at you test.
I wish for a car _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Wed May 18, 2005 6:17 pm |
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titus
Survivor of Hell

Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 778
Location: Standing at the Hell mouth |
Granted you get the car of a brand of your choice but the thing is only good to rust away at a cargraveyard
I wish for a nice big fresh beer, perfectly tapped, right in front of me where I am able to drink of and to taste it
try to ruin this one  _________________ Want to become a vampire? a warrior in the battle between vampires and werewolves?
http://monstersgame.nl/?ac=vid&vid=12007139 |
Wed May 18, 2005 9:27 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, the beer is sitting in front of you, but "You look fourteen," said the bartender. He takes away the beer and drinks it. No beer for you.
I wish to be pet-petted. Cookie is a bonus. ^w^ |
Wed May 18, 2005 9:56 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, but you are petted by a ham-fisted gorilla that is anything but gentle. It accidently crushs your neck.
I wish for a Grade-A steak, cooked medium rare. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Fri May 20, 2005 5:00 pm |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler

Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
Granted. I go to Steak High School and drag the student steak with the highest grade outside and slow roast it on a spit. Before you can eat it you have to listen to the steak scream in agony until it passes out. As you are eating it, it wakes up and starts screaming some more, vomiting blood.
I wish that my body only needed 2 hours of sleep. _________________ If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
Sat May 21, 2005 1:58 am |
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Toaster
Bread Alert

Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
Granted, but in return your mind will need 14 hours of sleep to work properly.
I wish that my golfing would go better. _________________
Tabbrowser Extensions
DictionarySearch |
Sat May 21, 2005 1:52 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
grabted your golfing gets better in hitting people
i wish for a mc gun _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sat May 21, 2005 2:53 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, you get your McGun with your Happy Meal, but your sister gets a McDuck, which is much cuter than your McGun. You cry and ask your mama to huggle you.
I wish for French fries. |
Sat May 21, 2005 5:07 pm |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler

Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
quote:
you get your McGun with your Happy Meal, but your sister gets a McDuck, which is much cuter than your McGun. You cry and ask your mama to huggle you.
Good one Pink Hippo!
Granted, you get your french fries. I'm sure they taste lovely. Somebody on the Atkins diet sees you eating them and starts kicking his dog. You go through the rest of the week wondering if you upset him by having a distant cousin who happens to be Mongolian. You'll probably never know because it's a strange world that you live in.
I wish that I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a planet. _________________ If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
Sat May 21, 2005 9:13 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you now have another piece of useless information cluttering up your brain.
I wish for a pet falcon. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Tue May 24, 2005 8:19 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, but you turned into a frog when you kissed him.
Gee, I don't know what I am talking about.
I wish for a peach. _________________ (\__/)
(o.O )
(> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination! |
Thu May 26, 2005 12:42 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you now have a rotten peach.
I wish for the power to light people on fire (pyrokinesis). _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Thu May 26, 2005 5:34 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
grabted but you light on fire yourself too _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Thu May 26, 2005 8:21 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
I wish that the guy above me would remember the rules of this game. _________________ (\__/)
(o.O )
(> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination! |
Thu May 26, 2005 8:33 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
lol granted cant corrupt that can i well i can but i wont
i wish for a pink-hippo _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Thu May 26, 2005 8:51 pm |
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