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I have some extra summon golem scrolls that I did not get a chance to use. I can undercut Chronos for 5 ore per scroll. Limited quanity. |
Wed Jan 09, 2002 9:11 pm |
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Mud
Village Dweller
Joined: 11 Jan 2002
Posts: 3
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How about my pink teddy, you'd have to take it off  |
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Fri Jan 11, 2002 11:19 am |
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Mrs. Mud
Head Merchant
Joined: 11 Jan 2002
Posts: 68
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On 2002-01-11 05:19, Mud wrote:
How about my pink teddy, you'd have to take it off
How dare you offer someone else my clothes. I want all my teddys back; plus my red thong; and it better be clean too.
My lawyer should be in touch with you by now for all the back child-support payments that you owe me, and you better pay me in ore cause your ass in grass and I'm the lawn mower. |
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Fri Jan 11, 2002 3:03 pm |
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Mud
Village Dweller
Joined: 11 Jan 2002
Posts: 3
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My dear lady, I mean tart. You very well know that you sold the kids to the Fire Mages so they can be used for "experiments" to feed that out of control weed habit of yours.
I laughed at your bare faced cheek, demanding those clothes back, since when where you a size 10? The fact you can barely slip (ughh... the very thought) into a size 22 leaves a little to be desired eh...
Anyway, me and Thorus are going off together go complain to Gomez, I am sure he can find a use for you, probably as target practice for his Guards, they can't miss can they.
Yours bitchily
Mud |
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Fri Jan 11, 2002 4:53 pm |
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In the first place I said "undercut", not "underwear" Mud. Secondly, though I posted as "anonymous", this is really Gomez. What are you doing freelancing? You know you are one of my bitches, and that if anyone takes your pink teddy off they have to pay me first! Do I have to have Thorus bust you up again? |
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Fri Jan 11, 2002 8:09 pm |
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Mrs. Mud
Head Merchant
Joined: 11 Jan 2002
Posts: 68
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quote:
On 2002-01-11 14:09, Anonymous wrote:
You know you are one of my bitches, and that if anyone takes your pink teddy off they have to pay me first! Do I have to have Thorus bust you up again?
Well Anonymous, just which one of us do you think is your bitch? If you want me to be your bitch, then I will need new teddys (I've gained a little weight tee-hee). If you are talking about Mud, well then he's everyone's bitch, so you'll have to fight the whole Old Camp for him. |
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Fri Jan 11, 2002 8:33 pm |
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Mrs. Mud, your weight intriques me. Many of my orcish clientele have requested a lard ass. I have been able to provide the occassional molerat and sometimes the rice lord, but if I can tempt you with pink teddies, just think of what your reputation as the wife of Mud can do for me... er you! You could be a star! Like a portly fertility goddess! |
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Fri Jan 11, 2002 11:35 pm |
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