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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
Ladies and gentlemen, it's fight night again!
Jaz Scatty and her staff present you the ultimate fight in the dunceweight class - Mud vs. Baal Netbek!
1) The first problem we encountered was - again - the arena. Ms. Scatty thought of bringing you a fight at the exoctic troll focus quest arena in the mountains, but the attempt to set up a fight there was a complete failure. The arena was big enough, true, but Baal Netbek fled in terror when referee Aaron came forward to greet him, never to be seen again. I hadn't thought of that. Well, Mud on the other hand just walked away.
2) Ms. Scatty gave up searching for a new and exciting location - we used the Old Camp castle yard again, as it had turned out to be a good arena.
And now, Ladies and gentlemen, cheer our heroes!
http://www.schuhmacher-net.de/~nicole/MB1.JPG
In the left corner, wearing blue tattoos and a woodchopper, we have the incredible Baal Netbek!
In the right corner, wearing rags and a club, we have everybody's darling Mud (you heard right)!
Since Aaron as a self-declared plant hater proved to be too scary for our flower power boy, our referees for tonight will be Me the Great, proud wearer of Ore Armor (Round 1) and armsdealer Skip (Round 2).
And now... let the battle commence!
Round 1
As soon as the seemingly possessed Mud draws his club, snarling profanities, the graceful Baal draws his very own axe to hold him off!
http://www.schuhmacher-net.de/~nicole/MB4.JPG
The next thing Baal Netbek draws is- first blood!
http://www.schuhmacher-net.de/~nicole/MB5.JPG
Mud gets more cautious now, but it is no use. The mighty Baal strikes at him again and hits, to good effect!
http://www.schuhmacher-net.de/~nicole/MB6.JPG
With Baal Netbek’s next blow, Mud goes down. So the winner of round 1 is: Baaaaaaal Netbek!
http://www.schuhmacher-net.de/~nicole/MB7.JPG
Round 2
This round takes place in Skip’s weapons store. Here we see referee Skip give our mighty gladiators a lecture about the rules: “No spitting, no scratching, gouged out eyes will be returned… and don’t you dare to break my shelves.”
http://www.schuhmacher-net.de/~nicole/MBR21.JPG
Baal Netbek opens the round with a sudden strike to Mud’s midriff; too bad the referee hadn’t even given the sign for the battle to commence.
http://www.schuhmacher-net.de/~nicole/MBR24.JPG
Mud manages to hit the Baal with his club; the damage, though, is only marginal, and the raging Baal strikes back! The referee already starts to count Mud out even though the digger is still standing.
http://www.schuhmacher-net.de/~nicole/MBR25.JPG
Sound judgement, though, since the next thing Mud does is collapse from blood loss. Here we see the referee warn the ashamed winner of round two not to start round three before he tells him to do so, or he will get a penalty.
http://www.schuhmacher-net.de/~nicole/MBR26.JPG
Round 3
…never happens as an enraged spectator kicks Baal Netbek’s butt for the breach of rules. Mud flees; the fight is over. Our lucky champion Baal Netbek wins a beautiful flower pot!
http://www.schuhmacher-net.de/~nicole/MBR28.JPG
So that’s it for tonight, folks… hope you enjoyed the fight. We'll meet again for the ROYAL RUMBLE!
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[ This Message was edited by: Jaz on 2002-03-17 05:29 ] |
Fri Mar 15, 2002 11:40 pm |
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TomTom
GOTHIC Speaker
Joined: 11 Mar 2002
Posts: 84
Location: Bochum, Germany |
GREAT JOB!!!
Congratulations to good old Baal 'Joe' Netbeck....x's & O's for the fantastic organisation to the great promotor Jaz.
Thx a lot for this tremendous fight!
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:00 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
  Great job Jaz! I can't wait for the Royal Rumble!
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 12:10 am |
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Gig
Southern Spirit
Joined: 20 Feb 2002
Posts: 3226
Location: NFG Headquarters |
That's was great! good job. 
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 1:00 am |
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Bigpapa
Stranger from north
Joined: 22 Oct 2001
Posts: 930
Location: Strange place. |
Thank you for the show, i'm glad that i had popcorns here
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:16 am |
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sauron38
Rara Avis
Joined: 14 Jan 2002
Posts: 4396
Location: Winnipeg's Sanctum Sanctorum |
May I suggest Mud as a 2H-master in Ore Armor with Innos' Rage -Vs- Gomez with a pickaxe and wizard robe? |
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:21 am |
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Bigpapa
Stranger from north
Joined: 22 Oct 2001
Posts: 930
Location: Strange place. |
Back to top this topic, sauron, could do it even temporarily for at least a day so it stays top? I think Jaz deserves that, this is so funny
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:22 am |
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sauron38
Rara Avis
Joined: 14 Jan 2002
Posts: 4396
Location: Winnipeg's Sanctum Sanctorum |
Sure, I'll make it unsticky tomorrow afternoon. |
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:25 am |
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Bigpapa
Stranger from north
Joined: 22 Oct 2001
Posts: 930
Location: Strange place. |
Thank you very much
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:26 am |
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The Hulk
Avenger, Defender
Joined: 19 Feb 2002
Posts: 728
Location: Southeast U.S.A. |
Nice Jaz, but I would have liked for you to have given mud a better weapon so at least he would have had some chance to win.  |
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 2:39 am |
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Olgerth Heidern
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 20 Feb 2002
Posts: 106
Location: Moscow, Russia / Boston MA, US |
Amazing work, Jazzy girl!
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Our cause we know is just,
Kill not for joy or hatred,
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 4:03 am |
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Orchunter
Village Dweller
Joined: 15 Mar 2002
Posts: 16
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good story. It has a lot of potenial if you develop it a little farther. |
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:40 am |
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darkmage
City Guard
Joined: 08 Mar 2002
Posts: 132
Location: mordor |
i smell animation!!!!
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:54 am |
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praj
Village Leader
Joined: 15 Feb 2002
Posts: 84
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nice.
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Sat Mar 16, 2002 6:13 am |
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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
Thank you! Thank you! Popcorn and circenses! Thank you all!
...but Hulk, I didn't equip Mud with a better weapon because the fighters were to come as they are. Had I given Jackal a better weapon... I wonder how that fight would have ended .
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