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Val
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Granted, you now have a slice of sweetbean bread. Sadly, someone thought that salsa would taste good on it, so it's smothered in salsa.

I wish for a shield.
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Post Fri Jun 03, 2005 7:28 pm
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Arma
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Granted. To get the shield you must go through several dungeons and beat the hell out of dozens of scelletons. On the your way out, however, some other upstard adventurer as yourself ambushes you, kills you, and takes off the shield from your lifeless corpse, leaving it to rot on the cold and dirty dungeon floor, between the remains of two undead skeletons you smashed earlier.

I wish that once I could think of an ill fated wish that didn't involve the wisher to die a horrible way. Or in any way in that matter.
Post Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:06 pm
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pink-hippo
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Granted, God does not let the wisher die in any way but forces the wisher to live in a horrible way. He lets diseases eat the wisher's body, lets bandits tear the wisher apart, poisons whatever the wisher eats and bitters whatever the wisher drinks.

I wish for a door.
Post Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:16 am
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Kamahl
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Granted but the doors have a big whole in them

i wish for for all editions of sw movies
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Post Sat Jun 04, 2005 12:20 pm
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pink-hippo
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Granted. They're pirated; you're arrested.

I wish for pig.
Post Sat Jun 04, 2005 4:09 pm
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Kamahl
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granted but now the familly has two pigs you and the pig oyu just got


i wish for a new plate
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Arma
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Your wish is my command. You get a new plate, with nice golden flowery pattern decorations on the rim. However, you accidentaly drop in on the floor, and its smashed to pieces. Upon trying to pick them up, you manage to cut your hand badly. Due to the fact that your wound cannot close (there is such a thing, I only forgot the name right now) and you keep bleeding like mad, you die on your way to the hospital, since you are out of the medicine that would have stopped your wound from bledding.

I wish I wasn't so evil.
Post Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:55 pm
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pink-hippo
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One day, you were given supernatural powers and were asked to perform acts of kindness. You decided to make all land fertile. Instead, you turned the entire world into rainforests: polar bears and penguins are now extinct, human beings become primitive cavemen. You used your magic to fill the world with love. All cavemen and creatures became psychotic with love and they cross-bred. Out of madness, a species of mutant turtle has formed, and the War of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has begun.

I wish to be the savior of explosive sheep.
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Kamahl
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granted but the sheep exsplodes before you can save her

i wish for a golden non hostile live dragon that is not fragile
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Post Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:06 pm
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Granted, but it doesn't like you so it flies away.

(Kamahl called me a pig. This is a game, but is he getting too far?)

I wish to save the arrested oinky pig.
Post Sun Jun 05, 2005 5:24 pm
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Val
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@Kamahl: I would suggest that if you don't want to be made fun of for your poor spelling, then do not call anyone a "pig".

Granted, you save the pig. Now it follows you everywhere. It tracks mud all over your house and you have to clean it up.

I wish for some fried summer squash.
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Post Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:42 pm
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Kamahl
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Hey im 14 so its logical why my spelling is so bad and i really dont give a shit if you make fun out of it.and that you thing happens because i type too fast and i dont care enough to correct the mistake


wut does fried summer squash mean
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Val
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Post Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:38 pm
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pink-hippo
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quote:
Originally posted by Val




^ So, here's some summer squash, fried with tons of red peppers. Oh, I put a whole glass of salt in it. Hope you won't mind.

< I wish that pigs can fly and chickens can swim.
Post Sun Jun 05, 2005 9:57 pm
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Arma
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Granted. One die however, while trying to catch a pig, since you are dying for a pork chop, you fall from a cliff into the ocean where a huge mutated chicken version of shark eats you.

I wish it was the year 3005.
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