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| Funniest thing I've heard an NPC say yet!! |
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Divath Fyr
"Darn that Guar! These boots are ruined..." 
And it was "heard" not read as text.
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Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:58 am |
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Nobody but me finds that funny??!!!
Considering the guy is wearing full deadric I found it QUITE humurous.  |
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Wed Jun 19, 2002 11:53 am |
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Uruz
Head Merchant
Joined: 10 May 2002
Posts: 74
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How about:
"I don't recall using teleportation... and yet there I was... alone.. naked"
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Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:25 pm |
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dirt, dirt dirt........every dirt
gypsy |
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Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:34 pm |
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that should have been "everywhere".
gypsy |
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Wed Jun 19, 2002 6:35 pm |
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L_U_D_W_I_G
Village Dweller
Joined: 05 Jun 2002
Posts: 17
Location: Denver |
My roomates and I all use my computer to play Morrowind, so I decided it would be a good idea to modify the dialogues of several characters to surprise my roomates when they play i.e,
MALE SHOPKEEPER (to my roomates male character) : "You know, I might be willing to give you a discount... if you sleep with me."
OTHER SHOPKEEPER (one of my roomates has a lisp that he LOVES getting made fun of about) : "What? I can't understand what the hell you're saying... Try taking that sock out of your mouth!" (Repeated over and over til my roomate gets pissed and turns off the computer. Don't worry... he LOVES it.)
Anyway, I figure this is the only way to liven up the otherwise mostly lame conversations with NPC's.
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Wed Jun 19, 2002 9:22 pm |
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Ariel
Harmonious Angel
Joined: 21 Jul 2001
Posts: 432
Location: Germany |
Now this sounds like a funny idea... Someone could make a parody of some kind! (I've just seen the two MTV Movie Awards parodies of Spiderman and LotR - hilarious)
Or better yet, Monthy Python humour everywhere!
Meow...
Arhu |
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Wed Jun 19, 2002 10:11 pm |
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XeroX
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Joined: 13 Dec 2001
Posts: 7125
Location: The Netherlands |
sound like fun adjusting the dialog.
Then you can make the game more interesting.
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Wed Jun 19, 2002 10:45 pm |
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Pinnen
Wearer of the Hat
Joined: 19 May 2002
Posts: 7092
Location: The Sandy Beach Resort |
[quote="L_U_D_W_I_G"]MALE SHOPKEEPER (to my roomates male character) : "You know, I might be willing to give you a discount... if you sleep with me."
OTHER SHOPKEEPER (one of my roomates has a lisp that he LOVES getting made fun of about) : "What? I can't understand what the hell you're saying... Try taking that sock out of your mouth!" (Repeated over and over til my roomate gets pissed and turns off the computer. Don't worry... he LOVES it.)
quote]
Rofl! This is humour!!!
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Thu Jun 20, 2002 12:07 am |
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MoonDragon
High Emperor
Joined: 25 May 2002
Posts: 1254
Location: Waterloo, Canada |
quote:
Originally posted by Arhu
Or better yet, Monthy Python humour everywhere!
What!? And turn this game into medival Fallout 2?
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Thu Jun 20, 2002 3:20 am |
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BearishSun
City Guard
Joined: 02 Jun 2002
Posts: 145
Location: Here, there, everywhere |
"I swear, I didint know she was your sister"
heard in Vivec after installing some plugins |
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Thu Jun 20, 2002 1:56 pm |
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Mattias Kreku
Magister of the Light
Joined: 13 Jun 2002
Posts: 387
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Heard in a Daedric ruin where I found a lonely nord fighter:
"There sure aren't a lot of girls around here" (or something like that) |
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Thu Jun 20, 2002 3:14 pm |
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Lawnmower
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 21 May 2002
Posts: 103
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I'm not touching THAT!
The Icarian Mage:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Barkeeper of Black Shalk Cornerclub, after me and Huleeya butchered three patrons:
"Be sure to tell your friends about this place!"
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Fri Jun 21, 2002 12:32 am |
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Emthon
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"You must be a thief because you stole my heart..." I had just swilled a Fortify Personality potion.
L8r,
Em |
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Sun Jun 23, 2002 4:13 pm |
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Prgrmr@wrk
Guards Lieutenant
Joined: 13 Jun 2002
Posts: 158
Location: A chair, possibly in a cave. I haven't checked. |
"This fight is over", or
"How does it feel to know your death is near?",
right before (or even just after) they die from my blade. Now that's good funny.
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