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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
Hello folks! Jaz Scatty is back with a most epic battle of the titans this time… not the Royal Rumble since our favourite diva Gomez didn’t feel well tonight, but we will back for that soon.
No, tonight we will witness the devastating…
Battle of the Mages!
This time, the Courtyard Arena turned out to be the wrong place. Inserting three strong-willed old geezers and editing their flags before one of them had the opportunity to either jog back home or just dissolve into thin air proved to be too much for my mediocre typing skills. The only place that seemed to work in this regard was the fire mages’ Inner Sanctum.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, let’s welcome our mighty magicians: Xardas, Saturas and Corristo!
Round 1
The first round turns out to be very exciting… for the mages. Not for the spectators, though, as all the elderly gentlemen do is sit down and read!
No need to tell you that this round ended in a draw…
Round 1
Round 2
After a little provocation by referee Skip, the fight finally comes into gear. Saturas and Corristo go at each other’s throat, using their respective fire and ice magic! Strangely enough, Xardas holds back his incredible powers.
Round 2: First Blood
It doesn’t take long before the fist combatant goes down. Fire proves to be superior to lightning and ice as Corristo burns Saturas’ butt to a cinder.
Round 2: The First Dropout
As we now discover, Xardas’ waiting for one of the fighters to drop out was a very intelligent thing to do… because the forgetful necromancer left all his magic at home! Well, now the old man has to resort to martial arts.
Round 2: Drunken Master
Things don’t look good for Corristo. Xardas gives the fire mage a sound thrashing, nearly beating the stuffing out of his opponent.
Round 2: Near Doom
The desperate Corristo manages – by accident - to set the referee on fire. Skip leaves the premises in a hurry only to be found in the smithy a little later on, quite dead.
Round 2: Referee Inferno
The fight between the two mages goes for whole two and a half hours of game time now; I am pretty bored. Both combatants seem to hang on to their last hitpoints by sheer willpower… then Corristo manages to fell the necromancer with a final fireball.
The battle is decided. The winner is:
Corrrristooooo!
Round 2: The End
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Val
Risen From Ashes
Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
 Beautiful! Simple beautiful!
P.S.: Danicek will want a rematch on this. The water mage was the first to go!
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Bigpapa
Stranger from north
Joined: 22 Oct 2001
Posts: 930
Location: Strange place. |
I was ready for that 
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Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:00 pm |
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sauron38
Rara Avis
Joined: 14 Jan 2002
Posts: 4396
Location: Winnipeg's Sanctum Sanctorum |
LoL, why did Xardas forget his spells?
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Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:01 pm |
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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
No idea. When I checked into the matter, his inventory was empty... as simple as that...
He's a forgetful old man. I can't give you any other reason!
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Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:08 pm |
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sauron38
Rara Avis
Joined: 14 Jan 2002
Posts: 4396
Location: Winnipeg's Sanctum Sanctorum |
If there is a rematch, make it in Xardas' Tower in Chapter 6, not only are there books for all to read, but then Xardas should have all his spells. 
EDIT: 1000! Now the Fab 4 is complete.
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Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:11 pm |
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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
Yes, I might just do that.
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Wed Mar 20, 2002 10:12 pm |
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Krycek
Leader of the Senate
Joined: 07 Mar 2002
Posts: 314
Location: Primary Observation Complex |
Oh boy,oh boy,good job again Jaz,to bad for Xardas,I consider him my mentor!
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Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:04 pm |
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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
Thank you, thank you!
Sauron: the Fab Four... well, who of us is Lester, Gorn, Diego and Milten?
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Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:06 pm |
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Gig
Southern Spirit
Joined: 20 Feb 2002
Posts: 3226
Location: NFG Headquarters |
The fight was great as usual. Poor Skip, is there a penalty for cooking the ref?
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Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:22 am |
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The Hulk
Avenger, Defender
Joined: 19 Feb 2002
Posts: 728
Location: Southeast U.S.A. |
That drunken master picture was too funny. How did Xardas get that high in the air? 
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Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:37 am |
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ffbj
High Emperor
Joined: 05 Feb 2002
Posts: 489
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Nicely done. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. Moral: "He who refs a mage fight, runs burning into the night." |
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Thu Mar 21, 2002 1:03 am |
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sauron38
Rara Avis
Joined: 14 Jan 2002
Posts: 4396
Location: Winnipeg's Sanctum Sanctorum |
quote:
On 2002-03-20 17:06, Jaz wrote:
Sauron: the Fab Four... well, who of us is Lester, Gorn, Diego and Milten?
Yet to be determined.
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Thu Mar 21, 2002 1:09 am |
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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
Thank you, thank you!!!
Well, Xardas did an ordinary jump here, which was why he soared so high. Now about the referee... poor Skip indeed, I take it he won't be too excited about refereeing another fight for me  . A penalty would be in order, I guess.
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Thu Mar 21, 2002 5:51 am |
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praj
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Joined: 15 Feb 2002
Posts: 84
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nice job Jaz...
Why didnt you include a sect mage?
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