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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
last month when you had a relapce
why does the moon ciculate arround the earth _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:23 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Because of Newton's Laws of Motion.
Why do people have toenails? _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:22 pm |
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Sem
Solid as a Rock

Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot |
Probably something with evolution. Nowadays there are only to protect the soft skin beneath it, but without it the skin beneath the toenails would become harder and won't pose a threat anymore. And of course you have them to color them.
Why are humans always so stubborn? _________________ "Who are we to call this planet Earth, when it's clearly Ocean."
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Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:27 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
because we allways think that we are so smart and unmisstakebel
why do ppl think that they are so smart _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:16 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
So that they would not evolve back into monkeys.
Why are humans nothing but big pink ugly naked rats? |
Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:50 pm |
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Darrius Cole
Most Exalted Highlord

Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 406
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Because most people are actually big, ugly, yellow, naked rats.
Why haven't I made a million dollars yet? _________________ Always with you what can not be done. Hear you nothing that I say? - Master Yoda
Only the powerful are free. - Darrius Cole |
Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:27 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm


Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
beacause you dont have a money printer that works.
how many gallons of syrup should be used with 127 pancakes? _________________ # It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:31 pm |
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Lintra
Elf Friend

Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Just enough to soak each one and the bacon too!
Why is it so hard to get good bacon in the US? _________________ =Member of The Nonflamers' Guild=
=Just plain clueless= |
Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:00 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
To reduce the obesity level of an average American.
What are some of the required characteristics for one to make a squirrel choir? |
Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:18 pm |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
you must hate squirlls
how does time machine work _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:53 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Simple, it shifts through the time continuum.
Why are planets round? _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:12 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Because they go round and round around the star, and they go round and round and feel dizzy so they turn out round at the end.
Why is it harder to find out someone's gender than someone's age on the Internet? |
Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:42 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm


Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
beacuae everyone says theyre the gender theyre not.
why do cows not have rollerskates? _________________ # It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:29 am |
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Kamahl
King of Spam

Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 1668
Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana |
because then they would be 2 fast
how does one become a serial killer _________________ Destroy the dark side, we will
De duistere zijde vernietigen, we zullen
Uničili temno stran, bomo mi
die dunkle Seite zerstören, wir sollen |
Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:55 am |
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Swordplayer
City Guard


Joined: 26 May 2005
Posts: 140
Location: England, Manchester |
They eat too many bowls of cerial.
Why can't pigs fly _________________ Hooray for long haired weirdos!!! |
Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:04 pm |
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