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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you now have more spending cash because you sell crack to grade school kids. You are eventually arrested, however, and go to jail.
I wish for a new hat. A baseball cap with a picture of Foamy the squirrel on it. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:19 pm |
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tolgerias
High Emperor


Joined: 15 Jul 2004
Posts: 770
Location: The Netherlands |
Granted, but the hat shrinks ten sizes as soon as you put it on your head
I wish a cool new t-shirt for the coming summer. _________________ If you can't debate without namecalling then don't bother visiting us. -Myrthos |
Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:32 pm |
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi


Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 425
Location: look behind you ... |
Granted, you buy but it gives you skin cancer (i know, i know, you don't have to mention it )
I wish I was dead (/today ). _________________ I choose NOT to have a sig!
You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone |
Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:32 am |
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erik
High Emperor


Joined: 08 Sep 2003
Posts: 477
Location: The Netherlands |
Granted, but because they can't decide to put you in heaven or hell, you are directly sent back to give you a 2nd chance.
I wish for a new pair of shoes _________________ Fear is a dangerous thing: fear leads to hate and hate leads to suffering - Yoda
Member of the Sports Fans Club
Member of the Nonflamers' Guild |
Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:16 pm |
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tolgerias
High Emperor


Joined: 15 Jul 2004
Posts: 770
Location: The Netherlands |
/ did you see Constatine erik?
You get your pair of shoes, but one of them has been in the shopwindow (etalage) for years and is totally discolored by the sun. The other shoe still has it´s original color and there is no way you can wear them both without feeling really stupid.
I wish for a crate Heineken beer  _________________ If you can't debate without namecalling then don't bother visiting us. -Myrthos |
Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:07 pm |
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Chekote
Where’s my Banana?!?!

Joined: 08 Mar 2002
Posts: 1540
Location: Dont know, looks kind of green |
Granted. You get an empty Heineken beer crate.
I wish to have the ability to do as much work in a day that would currently take me a week. _________________ IMHO my opinion is humble |
Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:04 pm |
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Neo_Genesis
The Assassin

Joined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 3050
Location: The Netherlands |
Granted, but because you have worked so hard, you become very tired. your muscles stop working, as do your heartmuscles. you spend the rest of your life on the intensive care, in a deep coma.
I wish for high grades in class. _________________ Always wondering how it would be... |
Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:00 pm |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler

Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
Granted. You cheat your ass off and get an A+ but don't learn anything.
I wish for a clone of myself that could do my work for me and wants nothing more than to make the real me happy. _________________ If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:17 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, but the IRS catches you 10 years later and they consider you to be two people. They want those back-taxes plus interest.
I wish for a gecko. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:55 pm |
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi


Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 425
Location: look behind you ... |
quote: Originally posted by Korplem
Granted. You cheat your ass off and get an A+ but don't learn anything.
And that's bad?  _________________ I choose NOT to have a sig!
You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone |
Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:22 pm |
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Krzychu
Hidden Character

Joined: 25 May 2002
Posts: 1738
Location: It is my little secret. |
Granted, Val. You get a Fallout-style gecko and... oh my God! Look out, it's going to bite your leg off!!
I wish for a sword. _________________ =Member of the RPGDot Shadows=
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Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:18 am |
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Neo_Genesis
The Assassin

Joined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 3050
Location: The Netherlands |
Granted, but since you are so clumsy with a sword, you accidentily cut off your hand, unable to wield such a big two-hander forever.
I wish my test week was over! _________________ Always wondering how it would be... |
Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:14 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*shoots the gecko and skins it* I should be able to get at least $20 for this!
Granted, you sleep through the entire week. Your grades will not look good.
I wish they'd made a Queen and Country movie. And that it would be awesome. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:49 am |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler

Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
Granted, they make the movie and it's amazing but it won't save you any money on car insurance. Geico; 15 minutes could save you 15% or more.
I wish I could go explore the galaxy. Safely and quickly. _________________ If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:32 am |
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi


Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 425
Location: look behind you ... |
Granted, but since the Galaxy is so gigantic you don't find your way back, the radio signal takes 1 mil. years until it reaches Earth so you stay in space, waiting, and waiting (//has anybody read Arthur C. Clarke and his "Of Time and Space" collection of short stories?)
I wish I get in a good highschool. _________________ I choose NOT to have a sig!
You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone |
Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:19 am |
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