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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Granted, you now have more spending cash because you sell crack to grade school kids. You are eventually arrested, however, and go to jail.

I wish for a new hat. A baseball cap with a picture of Foamy the squirrel on it.
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Post Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:19 pm
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tolgerias
High Emperor
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Granted, but the hat shrinks ten sizes as soon as you put it on your head

I wish a cool new t-shirt for the coming summer.
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Post Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:32 pm
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi
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Granted, you buy but it gives you skin cancer (i know, i know, you don't have to mention it )

I wish I was dead (/today ).
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You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone
Post Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:32 am
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erik
High Emperor
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Granted, but because they can't decide to put you in heaven or hell, you are directly sent back to give you a 2nd chance.

I wish for a new pair of shoes
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Post Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:16 pm
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tolgerias
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/ did you see Constatine erik?

You get your pair of shoes, but one of them has been in the shopwindow (etalage) for years and is totally discolored by the sun. The other shoe still has it´s original color and there is no way you can wear them both without feeling really stupid.

I wish for a crate Heineken beer
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Post Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:07 pm
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Chekote
Where’s my Banana?!?!
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Location: Dont know, looks kind of green
   

Granted. You get an empty Heineken beer crate.

I wish to have the ability to do as much work in a day that would currently take me a week.
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Post Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:04 pm
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Neo_Genesis
The Assassin
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Granted, but because you have worked so hard, you become very tired. your muscles stop working, as do your heartmuscles. you spend the rest of your life on the intensive care, in a deep coma.


I wish for high grades in class.
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Post Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:00 pm
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Korplem
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Granted. You cheat your ass off and get an A+ but don't learn anything.

I wish for a clone of myself that could do my work for me and wants nothing more than to make the real me happy.
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Post Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:17 pm
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Granted, but the IRS catches you 10 years later and they consider you to be two people. They want those back-taxes plus interest.

I wish for a gecko.
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Post Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:55 pm
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CassRo
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quote:
Originally posted by Korplem
Granted. You cheat your ass off and get an A+ but don't learn anything.


And that's bad?
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You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone
Post Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:22 pm
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Krzychu
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Granted, Val. You get a Fallout-style gecko and... oh my God! Look out, it's going to bite your leg off!!

I wish for a sword.
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Post Sat Apr 16, 2005 8:18 am
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Neo_Genesis
The Assassin
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Granted, but since you are so clumsy with a sword, you accidentily cut off your hand, unable to wield such a big two-hander forever.

I wish my test week was over!
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Post Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:14 am
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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*shoots the gecko and skins it* I should be able to get at least $20 for this!

Granted, you sleep through the entire week. Your grades will not look good.

I wish they'd made a Queen and Country movie. And that it would be awesome.
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Post Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:49 am
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Korplem
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Granted, they make the movie and it's amazing but it won't save you any money on car insurance. Geico; 15 minutes could save you 15% or more.

I wish I could go explore the galaxy. Safely and quickly.
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Post Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:32 am
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi
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Granted, but since the Galaxy is so gigantic you don't find your way back, the radio signal takes 1 mil. years until it reaches Earth so you stay in space, waiting, and waiting (//has anybody read Arthur C. Clarke and his "Of Time and Space" collection of short stories?)

I wish I get in a good highschool.
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Post Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:19 am
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